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http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,342099,00.html
Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

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SYDNEY 
A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

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Re: It's been a while since I posted a controversial news story...
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 07:17:12 AM »
And you still haven't posted a controversial news story.

This one is just weird.
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Re: It's been a while since I posted a controversial news story...
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 07:20:36 AM »
Yes, I was attempting humor.  I'll try harder next time.

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Re: It's been a while since I posted a controversial news story...
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 07:22:19 AM »
It would be truly controversial were he to try to marry the wombat that allegedly raped him...
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Re: It's been a while since I posted a controversial news story...
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 07:58:04 AM »
I posted that story in conjuction with the one about the guy saying Bigfoot molested him so therefore he molested children.
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Re: It's been a while since I posted a controversial news story...
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 08:00:15 AM »
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Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

Uh, yeah, mate.

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"How to speak Australian" (cut to picture of 2 comely wombats and a thumbs up from Ross)

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