Author Topic: Random  (Read 638 times)

AmbulanceDriver

  • Junior Rocketeer
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 5,943
Random
« on: May 07, 2008, 05:42:20 AM »
This line caught my eye today, attributed to Lazarus Long (one of Robert Heinlein's characters):

"An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications"

 grin
Are you a cook, or a RIFLEMAN?  Find out at Appleseed!

http://www.appleseedinfo.org

"For some many people, attempting to process a logical line of thought brings up the blue screen of death." -Blakenzy

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: Random
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 12:13:56 PM »
I thought it was:

A Camel is a Horse built to .gov specs.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.