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My cock fell off!
« on: May 10, 2008, 07:12:49 AM »

Fell right off the roof this morning, broke his neck.
wtf.  Stupid bird.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 07:17:38 AM »
Just in time for Sunday dinner.  grin
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2008, 07:18:52 AM »
Quote from: Sindawe on May 10, 2008, 06:17:38 AM
Just in time for Sunday dinner.  grin
Troo dat.
He always crowed at the wrong times anyway.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2008, 07:21:35 AM »
looks a bit limp.
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2008, 07:27:02 AM »
Did it fall? Or was it...pushed?

Chalk outline and yellow tape!
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 08:03:22 AM »
Move along you lookie loos, nothing to see here.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
Quote from: Ben
Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 08:09:18 AM »
From what I hear you didn't use it much, so no big loss...
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2008, 08:20:21 AM »
Try the Viagra, that might wake it up.
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2008, 08:41:07 AM »
Yea true, I never had a use for it.
Also, viagra is for the debil.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2008, 09:20:52 AM »
Your cock ain't supposed to bend like that.....  shocked
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2008, 09:58:47 AM »
i suspect fowl play
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 10:01:41 AM »
Nice, Mr. Tuttle, Nice.

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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 01:43:18 PM »
Y'all watch it, or I'll start in with the damp kittens and furry beavers.
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 02:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on May 10, 2008, 08:58:47 AM
i suspect fowl play
Actually made me lol.  Nice. Grin
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 04:34:06 PM »
Soup Nazi or otherwise, I'd like to take this moment to remind our forum members that we have young, non-adult forum members who read The Round Table.  I don't want to be the one to explain the whole infatuation with using risque' thread subjects on a very public forum. 

So yeah, I did say toilet humor, and yes, I did close the other thread.  The clock is ticking on this one. The novelty's worn off, IMHO.   
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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2008, 05:34:20 PM »
Didn't know about the kids.  Whoops. Cheesy
I just wanted an excuse to use that line, and jump on the funny thread title band wagon.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
Quote from: Ben
Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: My cock fell off!
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 05:35:35 PM »
Yup.

Think twice, post once.  Wink
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