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Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« on: June 26, 2008, 08:07:50 AM »
First one:

"I just want mayonnaise," O'Reilly said. "I don't want guys kissing."
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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 09:59:22 AM »
"All it takes is a couple of licks and she gets this dreamy look on her face"

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 10:04:19 AM »
A local rock station does a bit on Monday mornings in the fall called "Sounds of the game" and it is all the weekend football clips that could be taken either way....some are pretty damn funny.
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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 11:06:17 AM »
Well, there's that APS line about "It was a bit sore from rubbing it all weekend..."

And, Brad, if you're going to put it in context like that, it takes all the funny out of it!

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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 11:25:13 AM »
I didn't want to push things too far.   Without the explanation a few folks might get the wrong idea. (which, around here, is pretty much a given)  laugh

However...

In the interest of maintaining high moral standards and forthright intent of this thread, I have removed the explanation.  grin

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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 11:49:14 AM »
Need a favor, I'm going to be out of touch for a bit, and I hate to do this (play the mod that ruins the game), but please remember to keep this thread rated G- we have some younger, er, members and I want it to stay clean.

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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 11:56:01 AM »
"Well, you know; the chicken is the most expensive part."

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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 11:57:35 AM »
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Need a favor, I'm going to be out of touch for a bit, and I hate to do this (play the mod that ruins the game), but please remember to keep this thread rated G- we have some younger, er, members and I want it to stay clean.

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*reinserts explanation into previous thread*

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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 01:02:48 PM »
OK, then, why did O'Reilly say that?  It'll be funnier if you tell. 
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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 02:04:45 PM »
Quote from: fistful on June 26, 2008, 12:02:48 PM
OK, then, why did O'Reilly say that?  It'll be funnier if you tell. 

It was him whining over a British ad where two guys kissed.  The gist was the mom of the house cooked so well that she was like a NY Deli chef.
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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 02:37:28 PM »
Is there some kind of stereotype of NY delis as gay makeout spots I'm unaware of?
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Re: Statements that taken out of context are hilarious
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 02:46:49 PM »
Quote from: Balog on June 26, 2008, 01:37:28 PM
Is there some kind of stereotype of NY delis as gay makeout spots I'm unaware of?

No...  mom became a male Deli worker instead of mom.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=5251319&page=1
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