Author Topic: YEEEEEOWCH!!! ..or, Thank Goodness for modern pharmaceuticals!  (Read 2788 times)

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To the person who invented hydrocodone, my deepest thanks. If it weren't for those little white wonder pills I would be laying in the floor crying.

I took a spill off a 4 wheeler this weekend and tore up my shoulder. Completely seperated the scapula and clavical (collar bone and shoulder blade) where they meet at the tip of my shoulder. I see the orthopedic surgeon tomorrow. I'm hoping he'll put me in an immobilizer splint and send me home, but I fear it will end up needing a surgical fix.

Would you believe I fell off the stupid thing while I was putting it in the trailer?! Lucky me - all 240 lbs of me hit the ground right on the point of my shoulder. Had I fallen just a hair different all I would have gotten was a nasty scrape.

Oh, well... just one more reminder that I'm not a kid anymore (in body, at least cheesy )

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 10:14:20 AM »
>>"Would you believe I fell off the stupid thing while I was putting it in the trailer?!"<<

How in the world did you do that? Did the bike slip on the ramps or something?

Also, and I gotta ask.. What kinda ATV was it? Sport or Utility?

Get well soon! Smiley

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 10:20:09 AM »
"He hit that stage like a t*** from a tall cow's a**".  Seriously, I hope it can be fixed by rest and a sling.  Hail, hydocodone.  Gives ya good dreams, too.
"Never wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."  G.B. Shaw

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 10:29:58 AM »
I wasn't lined up to get up the ramps, so instead of backing up and gettin straight I decided a quick goose on the gas was all I needed to kick the rear end around. Silly me. The rear came around, but the microsecond I let off the gas the rear tires hooked. The momentum, combined with a little slope to the ground, was just enough to tip it over. I didn't even realize anything was wrong until someone pointed at me and mentioned the HUGE knot on the top of my shoulder. I pushed down on the knot and felt something squishy-grind back into place. I knew right then it wasn't going to be good.

(edited to add) After a good bit of research, it appears I have a classic Grade III AC Joint seperation. Grade III sep is a majority or complete tear of both the acromioclavicular and coraco-clavicular ligaments which is charaterized by moderate to severe joint pain, swelling, bruising, and pronounced dislocation of the clavicle (usually appearing as a noticeable bump above the AC joint). Luckily, the treatment in indivduals where the injury is to the non-dominant side, and where the person is not constantly involved in vigorous or strenuous activities (i.e. pro sports or jobs with a lot of very heavy lifting), is usually immobilazation, time, and some follow-up therapy and exercise. If required, the joint can be surgically stabilized later. Let's hope this is truly the case. Fingers crossed until tomorrow...

Brad
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 12:46:41 PM »
I had some shoulder problems (frozen shoulder).  If the docs tell you to do rehab exercises after a period of healing, make sure you follow their orders perfectly, especially when they tell you to go slow and to not overdue or push yourself because its the manly thing to do.  Follow the therapist direction as ordered.  Shoulder rehab usually works well if you don't need surgery.  Good luck tomorrow.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 01:08:38 PM »
Important Q?Is this on the dominant(shooting)arm?Or just the support?Smiley

Hope it heals quick (& completely) either way!

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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 03:04:36 PM »
Another "important Q?" Is it on the side of your body that controls the throttle? Or the side with the clutch lever?

Tongue

Hope you get some good news from the docs tomorrow..

(My fingers and toes are crossed for you as well.)

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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 08:18:59 AM »
If your skin starts to itch, let your doctor know ASAP-you might be exhibiting allergy symptoms from the hydrocodone.  It's happened to me before.  But there are plenty of other good narcotics out there.
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2005, 11:52:55 AM »
Quote from: Antibubba
If your skin starts to itch, let your doctor know ASAP-you might be exhibiting allergy symptoms from the hydrocodone.  It's happened to me before.  But there are plenty of other good narcotics out there.
OC.  You never heard it from me, though.

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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 11:59:50 AM »
Got the word today. Classic stage III AC joint seperation. No surgery, just support (sling), time, and exercises to keep the joint mobility.

Whew!

Brad
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2005, 12:06:45 PM »
Ohhhh, so pretty! And this is from Tuesday. The upper bruise is better, but the lowe bruise is significantly larger now.

And, yes, it still hurts....

Brad


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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2005, 12:21:13 PM »
Holy Crap!
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2005, 09:37:53 PM »
ouch... I feel your pain man... I sprained a ligament in my knee, 9 months.  Tore a little itty-bitty finger ligament, 9 months, and it's still in pain.

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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2005, 01:25:20 PM »
Get well soon!

 
Quote from: Brad Johnson
Thank Goodness for modern pharmaceuticals! To the person who invented hydrocodone, my deepest thanks. If it weren't for those little white wonder pills I would be laying in the floor crying.
Hydrocodone dates from the early 1920's but, luckily for mankind, opiates have been known and used since at least Sumerian times (2000 BC), and maybe Neanderthal times (28,000 BC). Smiley

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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2005, 08:56:18 PM »
OOOOOOOHHH!  It's like a rainbow!    Tongue
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2005, 09:48:41 PM »
Ouch!!

That photo reminds me of something that our soldiers would have stumbled across as they cleaned out one of Saddam's prisons in Baghdad.. Sad

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2005, 12:15:51 PM »
Preeettyyyyy!
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