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Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« on: July 14, 2008, 09:46:51 PM »
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JULY 14--Meet Kimberlee Ann Cole and Joel Goldsmith. The Florida woman, 18, allegedly assaulted her boyfriend with a toilet seat after finding him smoking crack in a bathroom of their home Friday afternoon. Cole told cops she battered Goldsmith, 24, after he "refused to give her the drugs," according to an arrest affidavit prepared by Fort Pierce police. Goldsmith "refused to stop smoking the drugs and Ms. Cole hit [him] with the toilet seat," the affidavit notes. As the couple--parents to an eight-month-old boy--scuffled in the bathroom, Goldsmith dropped a cocaine rock in the shower and Cole tried to wash it down the drain. Responding to a 911 call placed by a female roommate of the pair, police found blood on the bathroom's walls, floor, and toilet. They also recovered a broken toilet seat, though the affidavit does not indicate whether it was broken over Goldsmith's head or was in disrepair prior to the July 11 incident. In the shower, investigators found a "small amount of a substance" which field tested positive for cocaine. Cole and Goldsmith, pictured in the mug shots below, were charged, respectively, with domestic battery and cocaine possession. Goldsmith, who would not tell cops what happened in the bathroom, suffered two lacerations on his forehead (and smaller cuts) during the confrontation.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0714081toilet1.html

Be interested to see if she was wanting a hit herself or just trying to get the drugs away from him.
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2008, 09:49:20 PM »
Wonderful, wonderful parenting right there.
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 10:03:11 PM »
crack heads.

Take a look at the mugshots...you'll be able to do one of those "before/after" collages they do for anti-drug campaigns with these two in a few years.
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 11:59:11 PM »
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Goldsmith dropped a cocaine rock in the shower and Cole tried to wash it down the drain.

Be interested to see if she was wanting a hit herself or just trying to get the drugs away from him.

It appears she was trying to get the drugs away from him.
Toilet seat battery...and I'll bet some of you guys thought I was bad for throwing virtual shoes.  cheesy
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 04:29:34 AM »
Good for her.

Hell, she was doing us all a favor!

Issue toilet seats near and far and let the toilet seat beatings of crack heads / meth zombies begin!
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 04:33:17 AM »
I hate to say it but I am with J^ on this one.

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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 05:34:35 AM »
Yeah, they need to put the baby in a foster home and lock these two in a bathroom together  laugh
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2008, 06:06:49 AM »
It appears she was trying to get the drugs away from him.
Toilet seat battery...and I'll bet some of you guys thought I was bad for throwing virtual shoes.  cheesy

Once again, I find that my educational system failed me in heretofore unknown ways.

What, pray tell, is a "virtual shoe"? Would those be the shoes one wears when playing air guitar, mayhap?
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2008, 07:04:15 AM »
It appears she was trying to get the drugs away from him.
Toilet seat battery...and I'll bet some of you guys thought I was bad for throwing virtual shoes.  cheesy

Once again, I find that my educational system failed me in heretofore unknown ways.

What, pray tell, is a "virtual shoe"? Would those be the shoes one wears when playing air guitar, mayhap?

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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 11:45:21 AM »
I dare say, if she was jockeying for a toke she wouldn't have tried (and succeeded) in washing it all down the shower drain, as it states in the report.

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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2008, 03:18:14 PM »
It appears she was trying to get the drugs away from him.
Toilet seat battery...and I'll bet some of you guys thought I was bad for throwing virtual shoes.  cheesy

Once again, I find that my educational system failed me in heretofore unknown ways.

What, pray tell, is a "virtual shoe"? Would those be the shoes one wears when playing air guitar, mayhap?

Whenever seeker_two or I provoke Ladysmith, she responds by throwing virtual shoes at us.   grin

It began with this thread (see page 3):

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=12136.50

And was explained in this thread:

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=12367.0


Wow.....we're living legends, now....can't wait to see our Wiki page.....  grin

It kinda like asking Mike to go burn some floppies...... laugh angel cheesy

Go ahead....ask him.....it's fun.....  cheesy
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2008, 11:54:35 PM »
It kinda like asking Mike to go burn some floppies...... laugh angel cheesy

Go ahead....ask him.....it's fun.....  cheesy

Hawkmoon, please don't listen to those two.  angry  cheesy

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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2008, 11:56:32 PM »
What Mike dosen't mind being asked about how to burn floppys.
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2008, 01:04:23 AM »
Hawkmoon, don't listen to WMenorr67 either.  angry  laugh  laugh

What Mike dosen't mind being asked about how to burn floppys.

I'm not going to throw a shoe at you because you're too far away. Plus you could seriously hurt me.  cheesy
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2008, 01:05:39 AM »
I wouldn't seriously hurt you.
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2008, 01:07:28 AM »
I wouldn't seriously hurt you.

He'd giggle the entire time.....  laugh
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2008, 05:50:36 AM »
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'm not going to throw a shoe at you because you're too far away. Plus you could seriously hurt me.
I wouldn't seriously hurt you.

You could virtually hurt her.  Wink
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2008, 05:58:08 AM »
I wouldn't seriously hurt you.

He'd giggle the entire time.....  laugh

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'm not going to throw a shoe at you because you're too far away. Plus you could seriously hurt me.
I wouldn't seriously hurt you.

You could virtually hurt her.  Wink

I never giggle.  The military doesn't allow me to virtually hurt anyone.
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Re: Cops: Woman Battered Beau With Toilet Seat
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2008, 08:11:52 PM »
You know, women are always admonishing us to put the seat down.  I hope this isn't the start of a trend.
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