Right now England and Australia are involved in a fierce climax to a hard-fought campaign over some ashes.
It's been the finest Test series probably in history, an England side on the up against probably the finest bunch of players ever seen who are now generally on the downslide.
Little explanation. The Ashes are the prize for a five game series of five day matches between England and Australia. Australia have held the trophy for the last 16 years, they've produced some amazing players (the Waugh's, Warne, McGrath) and English cricket has struggled.
Australia won the first test, there has been a draw and England have won two tests. If Australia win this test they retain the Ashes as the series will be drawn. If England win this test, or this test is a draw, then England get their hands on the Ashes.
There has been rain and bad light in this final test and it has gone to the 5th day. England are batting, it is now lunch, and are at 127-5 with an overall lead of 133. I'm worried.
This probably makes no sense to any of you, but I'm going to have no fingernails left, but I am sincerely hoping to hear weeks of Australian moaning much like we heard after England won the rugby world cup.