Nah, it's not goverment hiding in rainbow holograms, Jews, or the reptile folk in dark green helicopters dividing and fleecing us - it's those secretive little 'ol ladies operating under the cover of that Red Hat Society sipping their Brook Bond PG Tips. Their strawberry jam stained fingerprints are everywhere I tell you.
Well, I think you're at least partially right. It's well known the reptiloids and the Jewish world conspiracy have had a falling out. I mean, how can you circumcise a
cloaca?
But seriously, I
think (admittedly, I'm no shrink) these beliefs and conspiracy theories are a manifestation of a weak form of borderline personality disorder that arises in individuals that have a hard time coping in larger society. Toss these same individuals from birth into a small baseline stone-age huter-gatherer family/tribe, and they'd be just fine. In the larger "modern" agrarian/city model, perhaps exacerbated by electronic mass media bringing in even more memes and people, the presence of too many other individuals and ideas diminishes their sense of self. They then have to build it back up by being one of the "chosen few" with knowledge of these grandiose conspiracies.
The real world is so threatening and complex as-is to them, they cope by creating a new reality that while even more threatening, (HAARP is going to kill almost all of us, and FEMA will throw the rest into concentration/breeding camps for the reptiloids to feed on us etc.) is one of
their choosing.
