"The real owner of the house."
Funny you would say that.
I drive what I drive, a Subaru Outback, specifically because I have two 60 pound dogs I have to cart around. If I didn't have them, I would be driving something completely different, but then again, my life wouldn't be nearly as rich.
Anyway, because I bought the Outback for the dogs, I figured I might as well tell the world that it's theirs...
The license plate reads 2 WOOFZ