Author Topic: Glamguns!?!?!?  (Read 2672 times)

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Glamguns!?!?!?
« on: October 16, 2008, 02:20:55 AM »
There are times when some things just shouldn't otta be, don't know if this is one of them.

http://www.glamguns.com/storemain.html
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 02:25:40 AM »
You need to read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page:

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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 04:00:46 AM »
That should exist. I would buy a gun like this for the humor factor if nothing else.
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 09:08:03 AM »
There are times when some things just shouldn't otta be, don't know if this is one of them.

http://www.glamguns.com/storemain.html

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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 09:56:22 AM »
Come on people, it was a joke.
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 10:08:36 AM »
I don't know, Jon Stewert is as much a journalist as Geraldo.

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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2008, 10:16:12 AM »
That's funny!

...made more funny because similar things DO exist.
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 12:56:13 AM »
http://www.glamguns.com/mylittleponycarbine.jpg

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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2008, 01:15:43 AM »
All you need is some stickers and the right color of duracoat.
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 05:53:22 AM »
....and really, what's wrong with a Dora the Explorer Bayonet?...
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2008, 09:48:09 AM »
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2008, 10:17:45 AM »
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what's wrong with a Dora the Explorer Bayonet?...

That's what I was thinking: it's actually a handy tool every explorer should have, even little ones. Why not?
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 10:54:39 AM »
If that price was for real on the .460 S&W I would have bought it, had it bead blasted and put different grips on it. They are over $1200 new for that particular model
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Re: Glamguns!?!?!?
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 11:28:52 AM »
The Glambo Signature Series Rainbow Brite Ammo Loader Kit is a rip-off $243.95 and it doesn't include the dies.  :mad: :mad:



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