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K Frame

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Funny from a friend of mine...
« on: November 06, 2008, 03:35:48 PM »
I laughed, then I sent it to some people in my office.

They laughed.

Unfortunately, we all laughed the laugh of the damned...



Yesterday on my way to lunch,  I passed one of the homeless guys in that area, with a sign that read 'Vote Obama, I need the money.' 

Once in the restaurant my waiter had on an 'Obama 08' tee shirt.

When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth.   I told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily stormed away.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.

As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn.

Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to catch on with those doing the work.

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Re: Funny from a friend of mine...
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2008, 03:44:01 PM »
That's been making the e-mail rounds the last week or two.

"...the laugh of the damned..." So true.
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Re: Funny from a friend of mine...
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 04:40:44 PM »
I didn't realize you had friends. :O
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Re: Funny from a friend of mine...
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 04:45:23 PM »
I didn't realize you had friends. :O

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Re: Funny from a friend of mine...
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 05:26:59 PM »
I didn't realize you had friends. :O

They give him their old floppy disks for entertainment....
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Funny from a friend of mine...
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 05:31:52 PM »
I figured he needed a funny on a funny after putting up with
all the children (from post content maybe not age) around here
during this election year.

Floppy's? To bad AOL doesn't still send out those disc's every month
anymore. A nice reflective target at 300.
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And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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