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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2008, 06:07:48 AM »
Quote from: BReilley on December 10, 2008, 09:47:33 PM
The G36 is not a subgun, damnit; 5.56 is a rifle round.  Limey newspapers need to learn their guns :)

Actually, 5.56 makes a great submachine gun round.....

...as a battle rifle round, not so much....
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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2008, 06:26:39 AM »
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Instead, she found the Heckler & Koch black sub-machine gun staring back at her.
The level of idiocy is staggering, and the worst part is that she probably votes ;/.
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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2008, 08:26:00 AM »
Why don't I ever get neat stuff like this misdelivered to my home?  =(
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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2008, 11:07:03 PM »
Because you suck and they hate you?

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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2008, 11:39:54 PM »
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Instead, she found the Heckler & Koch black sub-machine gun staring back at her.
"Hi, my name is Heckler and Koch - and I am going to kill you."
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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2008, 11:45:44 PM »
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Instead, she found the Heckler & Koch black sub-machine gun staring back at her.

You see, this is why I don't buy H&K firearms...my guns DON'T watch me with that creepy gleam...

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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2008, 04:24:22 AM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on December 11, 2008, 11:45:44 PM
You see, this is why I don't buy H&K firearms...my guns DON'T watch me with that creepy gleam...


Being that I'm currently gun-less, I'll have any reliable firearm I can get, even if it DOES have eyes and stares back at me! As long as it doesn't talk back, in phrases like "You suck, and I hate you!" :laugh:
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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2008, 05:21:43 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on December 10, 2008, 10:36:59 PM
Another vote for "submachine gun" as reference to a pistol-caliber full-auto weapon.

Well, then, why not call something as anemic as 5.56 a pistol round for which pistols are not common?

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Re: UK grandmother sent a free HK training gun...doesn't keep it.
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2008, 08:55:13 AM »
Quote from: freakazoid on December 11, 2008, 11:07:03 PM
Because you suck and they hate you?

 :lol:
You win that point . . . it IS H&K, after all.

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