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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2008, 11:08:12 AM »
Mike Irwin.  I bed nobody would ever stick Mike Irwin in one of their orifices.....
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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2008, 02:05:35 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on December 23, 2008, 11:08:12 AM
Mike Irwin.  I bed nobody would ever stick Mike Irwin in one of their orifices.....


I'd make you rue your life were I not laughing so hard right now...

What the hell.

Rue your life! Go ahead, RUE IT!

There. I bet you're sorry now!
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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2008, 03:38:10 PM »
A friend of mine says that one day EVERYTHING will be labeled "This is NOT a suppository!"
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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2008, 08:55:47 PM »
Quote from: The Viking on December 22, 2008, 04:46:10 PM
Reminds me of a clip I saw just recently. Clip was way more gruesome though. Despite this, I couldn't help but laugh at the stupidity of it. Unfortunatly, the guy has probably bred already :P.

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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2008, 12:24:10 AM »
So should the round table have a disclaimer that it should not me inserted into ones rectum?
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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2008, 12:44:14 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on December 22, 2008, 06:24:35 PM
reminds me of several Scrubs episodes, including the one were Dr. Cox said "either he's got a lightbulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea." one of the best lines ever.

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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2008, 05:24:38 AM »
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Re: What WON'T People Stick in Their Orifices??
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2008, 09:10:13 AM »
Quote from: The Viking on December 24, 2008, 05:24:38 AM
Check your PM's.

Me too!  I love the smell of gruesome in the morning!

Quote from: Mike Irwin on December 23, 2008, 02:05:35 PM

I'd make you rue your life were I not laughing so hard right now...

What the hell.

Rue your life! Go ahead, RUE IT!

There. I bet you're sorry now!

Oh, so sorry!
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Consider the day rued!
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