Author Topic: What was that about a chicken in every pot?  (Read 1274 times)

Preacherman

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What was that about a chicken in every pot?
« on: November 08, 2005, 12:32:02 PM »
From Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,174839,00.html and scroll down):

Monday, November 07, 2005

Vote for Me! Here's a Cow

COLOMBO, Sri Lanka (AP)  A wealthy Sri Lankan presidential candidate said he will use his personal fortune to buy a cow for every home if he is elected.

"Every Sri Lankan home will be gifted with a high milk-yielding cow from [the Indian state of] Kerala which could be expected to yield 10 liters [2.5 gallons] to 16 liters [four gallons] of milk every day," Victor Hettigoda was quoted as saying by The Island newspaper on Friday.

"Even families who live in flats, who could make suitable arrangements to look after a cow, will receive a gift of cow," he was quoted as saying.

Anusha Vitanapathirana, a spokesman for Hettigoda, confirmed the report.

Hettigoda is one of 13 candidates vying for the tropical island's top executive post in the Nov. 17 presidential election. The leading candidates are Prime Minister Mahinda Rajapakse and former Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe.

Hettigoda said his plan was a sure way to fight malnutrition and make people prosper, and suggested that excess milk could be converted into cheese and butter or even exported.

Sri Lanka's indigenous cattle are poor dairy animals. They are small, with an average adult weight of 350 pounds, and low milk yields.

Hettigoda owns an herbal medicine empire, the Siddalepa Group of Companies, with 3,500 employees.
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What was that about a chicken in every pot?
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2005, 07:30:51 PM »
Naahhh, sprinkle a little pot on every chicken.  Hey, it works for brownies and for spaghetti sauce!

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What was that about a chicken in every pot?
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2005, 09:29:06 PM »
Seems like a far more practicle and usefull political promise that our politicians usually give us.

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What was that about a chicken in every pot?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2005, 07:20:06 AM »
Finally, an honest politician.

"I will buy your vote.  One cow per vote.  I will throw in an extra chicken for each dead relative that votes for me as well."
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What was that about a chicken in every pot?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2005, 11:29:21 AM »
Now if they would just promise redheads with nice legs!:D
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What was that about a chicken in every pot?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2005, 12:31:39 PM »
Spaghetti sauce!?.....Hmmmmmmmmm, bet it takes a looooooonnnnng time to slurp one of them noooooooooooooddddlllllles.
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