Author Topic: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!  (Read 3584 times)

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In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« on: February 19, 2009, 11:13:44 AM »
http://rolcats.com/

English translations of Russian lolcats. Micro, any input on if the translations are accurate?
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 01:56:07 PM »
They're nt translations. They're outright new lolcats.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 02:05:37 PM »
In Soviet Russia, LOL cats are verbose

Can I haz nuggets?
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 02:07:17 PM »
I kinda figured. What does the actual Russian say?
Quote from: French G.
I was always pleasant, friendly and within arm's reach of a gun.

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If government is the answer, it must have been a really, really, really stupid question.

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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2009, 04:09:49 PM »
Most of the English captions are just moronic.  I like making fun of things Soviet probably more so than the next guy, but by the 10th picture the joke started wearing real thin.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2009, 05:23:11 PM »
That doesn't look like any mere housecat.

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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2009, 06:14:42 PM »
So, the English captions are not correct?

Because if that's how they really speak/think over there, it's scary.

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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2009, 06:42:15 PM »
So, the English captions are not correct?

Because if that's how they really speak/think over there, it's scary.

The English captions = faily attempt by the authors of the site to come up with their own joke.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2009, 06:43:47 PM »


This one, for example, says:

"Comrade hunters! I feel rather pessimistic about your optimism!"

Whereas the English caption says something about the Moscow circus.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2009, 10:14:47 PM »
I wouldn't say "comrades". That would be товарищи. This is more along the lines of whatever the plural of Mr. would be. ( I have a cold, my vocabulary is partly inaccessible)
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2009, 10:23:43 PM »
I wouldn't say "comrades". That would be ????????. This is more along the lines of whatever the plural of Mr. would be. ( I have a cold, my vocabulary is partly inaccessible)

Sirs? gentleman?
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2009, 10:27:12 PM »
Something like that. It's just that "Sirs hunters" is not the right way to say it...

I suppose "Dear hunters" would work.  =D
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2009, 10:29:53 PM »
White Horseradish was right.

Gentlemen Hunters?
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2009, 05:51:44 AM »
Jagermeistern?  =)

Wait, wrong language...  =(
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2009, 07:39:29 AM »
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2009, 10:27:34 AM »
I like it.  commie propaganda cats.*  And they have some good pictures, here and there. 

*the English captions, I mean
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2009, 11:01:47 AM »
Feline reading and writing classes must be much better in Russia. 

But their humor sucks.
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2009, 02:03:06 PM »

In Soviet Russia, Fishing Cat Fishes for you
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2009, 06:41:32 PM »
I wish Yakov Smirnov had never been born...
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2009, 06:44:59 PM »
I like this one, from the original site



- Excuse me, friend, this is English dog territory!
- Ve ze French dogs pee on your territory!
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Re: In Soviet Russia, kitteh lols at you!
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2009, 11:33:35 PM »
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