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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2009, 02:29:02 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on March 25, 2009, 01:00:28 AM
The Total Transformation ads always make me laugh.  A guy with a New York goombah accent talking about how to make your kids behave.  I don't know what he actually says.  To me, it always sounds like, "When I get through with your kids, they'll be afraid to sneeze without my permission.  And I'll teach YOU how to beat the sass out of 'em without leavin' a single mark."   :laugh:

Yeah, I always wonder what kinda scam that guy is running.
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2009, 07:07:35 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on March 25, 2009, 01:00:28 AM
The Total Transformation ads always make me laugh.  A guy with a New York goombah accent talking about how to make your kids behave.  I don't know what he actually says.  To me, it always sounds like, "When I get through with your kids, they'll be afraid to sneeze without my permission.  And I'll teach YOU how to beat the sass out of 'em without leavin' a single mark."   :laugh:
LOL, when I see that commercial I turn to the wife and say, "I'll bet it's a big stick!" I make sure the kid is within earshot too.  =D
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2009, 12:45:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on March 25, 2009, 01:00:28 AM
The Total Transformation ads always make me laugh.  A guy with a New York goombah accent talking about how to make your kids behave.  I don't know what he actually says.  To me, it always sounds like, "When I get through with your kids, they'll be afraid to sneeze without my permission.  And I'll teach YOU how to beat the sass out of 'em without leavin' a single mark."   :laugh:

[Don Corleone voice] Making children behave is easy.....you make 'em an offer they can't refuse.... [/Don Corleone voice]
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2009, 12:47:32 PM »
I thought of more...

The HD radio ads comparing HD radio to various sea creatures.

The McDonald's ads.

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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2009, 04:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on March 25, 2009, 12:47:32 PM
The HD radio ads comparing HD radio to various sea creatures.

I like those, though they're not as good as the ads that have the old radios acting like first wives, trying to keep their owners from moving on to the trophy wife HD. 

The HD virginity ads were also humorous, for what they were. 
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2009, 04:43:08 PM »
I'm always annoyed.
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2009, 04:46:29 PM »
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Fixed your suffix, Mike....  =D
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #57 on: March 25, 2009, 07:11:51 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on March 25, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
I like those, though they're not as good as the ads that have the old radios acting like first wives, trying to keep their owners from moving on to the trophy wife HD. 

The HD virginity ads were also humorous, for what they were. 

We don't have those down here. Course, this is the bible belt.

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Re: Anyone else annoyed by radio ads for...
« Reply #58 on: March 25, 2009, 09:09:45 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on March 25, 2009, 07:07:35 AM
LOL, when I see that commercial I turn to the wife and say, "I'll bet it's a big stick!" I make sure the kid is within earshot too.  =D

In the car with the wife and kids one time when that ad came on.  Mrs. Scout said "I wonder what those words are ?"

I just looked over at her and said "Cattle Prod".

The kids eyes almost came out of their heads.
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