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Here's a guy,,,
« on: March 30, 2009, 08:17:06 AM »
That may very well fit the bill of needin' shootin'  =|

http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/news_ap_mashantucket_arrested_for_urinating_on_casino_worker_200903300715

Arrested for urinating
on casino worker
Updated: Monday, 30 Mar 2009, 7:20 AM EDT
Published : Monday, 30 Mar 2009, 7:18 AM EDT

Mashantucket (AP) - State police say a New Hampshire man has been arrested for allegedly urinating on an employee of the Foxwoods Resort Casino.

Scott Curtis, 39, of Goffstown, N.H., was arrested early Monday after police say he began urinating inside a concourse trash can and then on a casino employee.

Police say the incident occurred inside the MGM Grand Casino at Foxwoods.

Police have charged Curtis with breach of peace. They say he was intoxicated and was arrested without incident.

Curtis is scheduled to appear April 14 in New London Superior Court.

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Re: Here's a guy,,,
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 09:02:18 AM »
It is all a msunderstanding.

The man was clearly going about his "business" when the casino employee approached him and started a conversation.  Not wanting to be rude, the man turned to face the casino employee, accidently "sweeping the employee with his muzzle."

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Re: Here's a guy,,,
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 09:11:34 AM »
 :laugh: Of course, it's all so clear now!

If I recall correctly there was an album out in the 70's called "Congress of Wonders:Repulsive". There was a skit in there where a hippie and a biznessman were side by side at some urinals and the bizman starts rattling off about how succesful he is to the hippie and finishes with something like, "Given all that, how come you pee louder than I do?" The hippie says, "That's because I'm peeing on your briefcase."   =D
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Re: Here's a guy,,,
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 01:39:42 PM »
Money says he was intoxicated.
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Re: Here's a guy,,,
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 03:01:27 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on March 30, 2009, 01:39:42 PM
Money says he was intoxicated.

Article says he was intoxicated.

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Police have charged Curtis with breach of peace. They say he was intoxicated and was arrested without incident.
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Re: Here's a guy,,,
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 04:50:42 PM »
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They say he was intoxicated
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Who'd a thunk it? :D

Seriously - who didn't see that coming after the 3rd or so word of the article.

Drunk - Urinating.

Go together hand in hand (so to speak).
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