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Oh Wonderful
« on: April 09, 2009, 09:56:26 AM »
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5. Pentagon Workforce Could Benefit From Wall Street Layoffs
GovExec.com; April 8, 2009

Laid-off financial sector employees might not need to look any further than the Pentagon in their quest for a job. The Defense Department's chief acquisition official on Wednesday said former private sector finance
officials could be a perfect fit for thousands of jobs that will come open
under a recently announced plan to boost the Pentagon's contracting
workforce.


Great plan: take the highly-paid but unsuccessful people who abetted the greatest financial meltdown in our lifetime and place them in the DoD professional acquisition workforce in order to "fix it."

What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Oh Wonderful
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 10:14:28 AM »


Words fail me.

It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat *expletive deleted*it and die. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: Oh Wonderful
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 12:19:17 PM »
The ones who caused the financial meltdown are referred to as "The Gentleman from Mass." and "My fellow Senator from New York".

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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Re: Oh Wonderful
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 03:03:02 PM »
Let's see -- company A is offering product at $x/unit, company B is offering to buy product from company A and add $y/unit handling and trans-shipping, and company C is offering something completely off spec at $10x/unit.  Which should I buy for our fighting forces?

Everybody knows that the answer depends on:

1 - the commission percentage I get
2 - the probability of a bonus for keeping total DoD  spending above current budget projections, in order to ask for a greater appropriation next cycle
3 - the likelyhood of gaining an executive position with either company C (first choice) or company B (second choice) after having just minimally been vested with a federal pension

I have tried to deal with bozos like this who moved to state government employment when their previous positions went down with the private sector ship they were supposed to be rowing.  They could/would not even follow instructions for inserting boilerplate clauses in a contract because "it was opposite of how we did it in the private sector" where the seller apparently set the contract terms.  Had it been legal, I could have easily tripled my salary from submitting cost-saving recommendations - the only thing preventing that was it was my assigned task to review proposed contracts to ensure required boilerplate was inserted in the proper places in the proper order.  No bonus for merely doing my job?  Fooey!

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Re: Oh Wonderful
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 07:15:12 PM »
But they invariably have a line of bullshit that sounds "hip."

"He sure talks purdy!"

The basic problem is approaching weapon system procurement as if it were a for-profit enterprise. NEWS FLASH, Wall Street Boy: we're not a business, we're a CUSTOMER!

Bah.

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Re: Oh Wonderful
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 12:58:29 AM »

Words fail me.



They don't fail me, but what I have to say need not be posted in mixed company.   :mad:
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Re: Oh Wonderful
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 01:43:16 AM »
Come ON, guys!

Everyone knows how well it worked when Robert Macnamara (sp?) was made Sec. Def. under Kennedy and Johnson...
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