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Ed Koch's Tombstone
« on: May 01, 2009, 02:05:56 PM »
Dude's 84 and, if not on Death's door, definitely in the same zip code.

I've had a soft spot for this particular Democrat politician, as I have perceived him to be a bit more moral than most policritters and willing to defend and explain what he thinks of as moral.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/01/nyregion/01koch.html?_r=1&pagewanted=print


The following is the text inscribed on his tombstone:

“My father is Jewish, my mother is Jewish, I am Jewish”
(Daniel Perl, 2002, just before he was beheaded by Muslim terrorists)

“Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One”

“He was fiercely proud of his Jewish faith. He fiercely defended the City of New York, and he fiercely loved its people. Above all, he loved his country, the United States of America, in whose armed forces he served in World War II”




Koch is a lifelong bachelor, and his sexuality became an issue in the 1977 mayoral election with the appearance of placards and posters (disavowed by the Cuomo campaign) with the slogan "Vote for Cuomo, not the homo." Koch denounced the attack, later saying "No, I am not a homosexual. If I were a homosexual, I would hope I would have the courage to say so. What's cruel is that you are forcing me to say I am not a homosexual. This means you are putting homosexuals down. I don't want to do that."
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Koch has generally been less explicit in his denials in later life, and refused comment on his actual sexual experiences, writing "What do I care? I'm 73 years old. I find it fascinating that people are interested in my sex life at age 73. It's rather complimentary! But as I say in my book, my answer to questions on this subject is simply '*expletive deleted*ck off.' There have to be some private matters left."

Amen, brother.  My HOA president is, ah, "not the epitome of masculine virtues."  I would never think of asking him to confirm or deny suspicions.  Just. Not. My. Effing.  Business.
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
Huh.  I must admit I had not previously thought of having a tombstone inscribed and installed prior to my death. 
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 04:45:33 PM »
Huh.  I must admit I had not previously thought of having a tombstone inscribed and installed prior to my death. 

Not a bad idea if you're getting close to taking a dirt nap;  that way you know it's done the way you want it.  Some people, however, take it a bit too far. 
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 07:35:04 PM »
I've had a soft spot for this particular Democrat politician, as I have perceived him to be a bit more moral than most policritters and willing to defend and explain what he thinks of as moral.

I've always liked him too, but only because he reminds me of Grandpa Munster.  =)
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 11:06:46 PM »
I've always liked him too, but only because he reminds me of Grandpa Munster.  =)

Well, yeah, there is that.   :laugh:
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 11:17:08 AM »
I always thought his tombstone would say "How'm I doin'?".....  :lol:
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 11:14:35 PM »

I always thought his tombstone would say "How'm I doin'?".....  :lol:

That's what I was thinking.

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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2009, 11:03:22 AM »
Isn't he the one who used to read the Sunday comics on TV for the little kids?

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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2009, 02:26:16 PM »
I want mine to say, "Veni, Vidi, I Threw Some Shoes" (how to say that last part in Latin?)  =D
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2009, 02:53:30 PM »
jactare calceus

Bearing in mind I'm just looking stuff up in a Latin/English dictionary...
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2009, 03:13:35 PM »
jactare calceus

Bearing in mind I'm just looking stuff up in a Latin/English dictionary...

Yours reads "my shoes to throw"

Try: Veni, vidi, jactavi calceos.

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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2009, 03:26:39 PM »
All I really know about him is an excellent article he wrote supporting the death penalty a long time ago. Good read.
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Re: Ed Koch's Tombstone
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 05:36:59 PM »

Try: Veni, vidi, jactavi calceos.

(Note: in classical latin, Vs are pronouned as W, Js are pronounced as Y, and Cs are hard like K: Weni, Widi, yactawi kalkeos)

Sounds Greek to me....  =|
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