I was eating a banana when I first read this.
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OGJlYjJhNTkxYjNmNDk3ZjE2Y2VjMjEzNGQzNTljMTU=...Our buddy Steve Schippert reports that hope and change has come to . . . AL-QAEDA!
Ayman Zawahiri announced today that, under the Recruitment Stimulus Initiative Insha Allah (RSIIA), the terror network has created or saved 10,000 jihadist jobs (resulting in a concurrent creation or saving of 720,000 virgins!).
Zawahiri added that al Qaeda has appointed an Explosive Czar. It has also taken over al-Shabaab in Somalia — although Zawahiri insists this is a temporary take-over because, with two wars to run, the last thing CEO Osama bin Laden wants to be doing right now is running a failing cell in Somalia.
