I've officially become a fan of my local emergency room. Just a teensy lil east Texas E.R., not attached to a hospital proper. Not the best place to get treatment for something like massive trauma or major burn probably, but they have a helo pad to "careflite" certain victims to the big hospitals in the area if neccessary.
I went in a couple of years ago in an ambulance thinking I was having a heart attack and they fixed me right up, tested the heck out of me, treated me great (turned out to be a caffeine induced panic attack) and had me out of there in three hours.
Yesterday I went in for an abcessed tooth, that had me in such pain I wanted to beg for my mommy. I had lready been seen by the fron receptionist, a nurse, and a doctor within 30 minutes of walking in the front door. Had a diagnosis, prescriptions and a painkiller injection within another fifteen minutes. After a short nap while they watched me to make sure I wasn't going to have a reaction to the painkiller shot, I was out the door in a total time of less than an hour and 30 minutes, no longer in pain and with my dignity wholly intact. They even sent me home a little "How was our service" survey card
I'm giving them two thumbs up
http://www.etmc.org/emergencycentergunbarrel.htm