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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2009, 05:19:56 PM »
[El Tejon voice] MAW! Them Ron Paul supporters done got in the still, agin'.....call the Code Enforcement and hide the Wookie porn.... [/El Tejon voice]


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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2009, 05:44:09 PM »
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MAW! Them Ron Paul supporters done got in the still, agin'

*eyes darting right and left*  Yyyeeeesssss, it was the Ron Paul voters.  That's the ticket.

Memo to self:  remember fermented cherries defense.  May be useful at some future point.

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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2009, 10:15:56 PM »
Well your honor, I was just eating these cherries and minding my own business when all of a sudden...  :laugh:
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2009, 11:59:58 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on July 12, 2009, 10:15:56 PM
Well your honor, I was just eating these cherries and minding my own business when all of a sudden...  :laugh:

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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2009, 02:11:53 AM »
they didn't want to hurt the cat, only badger it :angel:
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2009, 03:20:46 AM »
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2009, 06:24:04 AM »
Oooo, I just flashed on the old cherries soaked in moonshine I used to make. I've seen big bad bikers pop them in their mouths, take two bite and spit them out. You don't chew the cherries, you have to just roll them around in there and let them dissolve slowly.  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2009, 09:38:23 AM »
Quote from: 280plus on July 13, 2009, 06:24:04 AM
Oooo, I just flashed on the old cherries soaked in moonshine I used to make. I've seen big bad bikers pop them in their mouths, take two bite and spit them out. You don't chew the cherries, you have to just roll them around in there and let them dissolve slowly.  :laugh: :laugh:

You made those too? I used to get a jar of cherries, dump the juice out and fill it with Everclear or Bacardi 151 and stick them in the fridge for several months.
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2009, 09:43:34 AM »
Oh yea! I used to have a source hobbyist that made small amounts of his own corn liquor in stainless steel type stuff so there was no fear of any contaminants. I still have some but it sits in the freezer and has for a while now. Every once in a while the wifey mentions getting rid of it but its still there. I thnk, hmmm, better go check.  :laugh:

It actually has a sweet flavor if you sip it ever so gently. Never gulp!   :O =D
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2009, 01:59:43 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on July 11, 2009, 04:54:51 PM
Fortunately here in the Good Ol' US of A our Badgers are clean and sober.....Squirrels on the other hand....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

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Drunken squirrel. Drunken chicken. I would be interested in tasting both.
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2009, 06:01:25 PM »
"Oh God, if you let me live through this I swear I'll never eat another fermented pumpkin in my life!"  :laugh:

Anyone else see the clip[ today of the squirrel with the yogurt cup stuck on it's head? That was pretty funny too.  =D
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Re: Drunk badger disrupts traffic
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