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Cthulu spotted off California coast
« on: July 17, 2009, 09:52:01 AM »
I think some of them hippie type been smokin' some of the wacky tobacky before they go in swimming. Enhances the experience, ya know.

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SAN DIEGO (AP) - Thousands of jumbo flying squid—aggressive 5-foot-long sea monsters with razor-sharp beaks and toothy tentacles—have invaded the shallow waters off San Diego, spooking scuba divers and washing up dead on tourist-packed beaches.

The carnivorous calamari, which can grow up to 100 pounds, came up from the depths last week and swarms of them roughed up unsuspecting divers. Some div

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"It was an amazing privilege to touch a creature like that and see how amazingly beautiful it was," she said. "They have these wonderful eyes. ... They look all-seeing, all-knowing."

Yup. One of the Old Ones, all right.  =D

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 10:31:26 AM »
Sounds like Humbolt squid. 
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 10:45:44 AM »
Sounds like Humbolt squid. 

Should taste like them, too.

I've not heard of anyone being killed by one, but shows on NG & Animal Planet have shown some serious sucker marks - even through wet suits.

So what's up with animals being found where they're not supposed to be.  It's not globular wormering, because average temps are going down.  Could this be one of the precursor signs like in that movie where the earth goes into sudden deep freeze - think the title was "The Day Before Tomorrow" or something along those lines.

If so, I'm pleased - at last a cure for the heat & humidity.

Yeah, I'll probably be one of the first to die, but at least I won't die all hot & sticky.

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 10:47:01 AM »
Cthulu poop found off Alaskan coast. Stars must be lining up again.

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Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Slope communities
IT'S NOT OIL: No one in the area can recall seeing anything like it before.

By DON HUNTER
dhunter@adn.com

Published: July 14th, 2009 10:48 PM
Last Modified: July 15th, 2009 02:02 PM

Something big and strange is floating through the Chukchi Sea between Wainwright and Barrow.

Hunters from Wainwright first started noticing the stuff sometime probably early last week. It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters, according to Gordon Brower with the North Slope Borough's Planning and Community Services Department.

Brower and other borough officials, joined by the U.S. Coast Guard, flew out to Wainwright to investigate. The agencies found "globs" of the stuff floating miles offshore Friday and collected samples for testing.

Later, Brower said, the North Slope team in a borough helicopter spotted a long strand of the stuff and followed it for about 15 miles, shooting video from the air.

The next day the floating substance arrived offshore from Barrow, about 90 miles east of Wainwright, and borough officials went out in boats, collected more samples and sent them off for testing too.

Nobody knows for sure what the gunk is, but Petty Officer 1st Class Terry Hasenauer says the Coast Guard is sure what it is not.

"It's certainly biological," Hasenauer said. "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter.

"It's definitely, by the smell and the makeup of it, it's some sort of naturally occurring organic or otherwise marine organism."

Something else: No one in Barrow or Wainwright can remember seeing anything like this before, Brower said.

"That's one of the reasons we went out, because in recent history I don't think we've seen anything like this," he said. "Maybe inside lakes or in stagnant water or something, but not (in the ocean) that we could recall ...

"If it was something we'd seen before, we'd be able to say something about it. But we haven't ...which prompted concerns from the local hunters and whaling captains."

The stuff is "gooey" and looks dark against the bright white ice floating in the Arctic Ocean, Brower said.

"It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said. He saw some jellyfish tangled up in the stuff, and someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department.

"It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it," he said.

Hasenauer said he hasn't heard any reports of waterfowl or marine animals turning up.

Brower said it wouldn't necessarily surprise him if the substance turns out to be some sort of naturally occurring phenomenon, but the borough is waiting until it gets the analysis back from the samples before officials say anything more than they're not sure what it is.

"From the air it looks brownish with some sheen, but when you get close and put it up on the ice and in the bucket, it's kind of blackish stuff ... (and) has hairy strands on it."

Hasenauer said the Coast Guard's samples are being analyzed in Anchorage. Results may be back sometime next week, he said.

The two Coast Guard experts sent up to overfly the area with the borough said they saw nothing that resembled an oil slick, Hasenauer said.

"We brought back one sample of what they believe to be an algae," he said, and a big algae bloom is one possibility.

"It's textbook for us to consider algae because of all the false reports of oil spills we've had in the past. It's one of the things that typically comes up" when a report turns out not to be an oil spill after all.

But, he said, "there's all types of natural phenomena that it could be."

Meanwhile, the brownish-blackish gunk is drifting along the coast to the northeast, Brower said.

"This stuff is moving with the current," he said. "It's now on beyond Barrow and probably going north at this point. And people are still encountering it out here off Barrow."

For the most part, the mystery substance seems to have stayed away from shore.

"We did get some residents saying it was being pushed against the shoreline by ice in some areas," Brower said, "but then we get another east wind and it gets pushed back out there."

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 11:16:47 AM »
Crazy, so there is the squids, this goo, and also the things in the sewer... we're going to need a lot of fire,  =D
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 11:38:41 AM »
the sleeper has awakened and opened it's gelatinous cocoon

soon the other's will require sustenance

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 11:43:15 AM »

Hedorah possesses many special abilities. As a composite kaiju formed from millions of smaller organisms, Hedorah is capable of assuming a number of different shapes to suit the particular situation. For traveling through water, Hedorah transformed into a giant tadpole monster similar to the base organism that composed it. For traveling on land, Hedorah became a four-legged pile of slime resembling a gigantic salamander and it also could assume a saucer-like shape which granted it flight capabilities. After being driven back by Godzilla several times, Hedorah assumed a gigantic humanoid shape that even dwarfed the king of the monsters. Thanks to the protean nature of its body, ordinary weapons passed right through Hedorah while even Godzilla's atomic ray was unable to inflict any lasting harm. Finally, since Hedorah fed on pollution, so long as a piece of it remained alive then Hedorah could retreat to absorb more pollution in order to regenerate itself.

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 12:24:43 PM »
Manifestation of deities in bird poo is the much awaited third sign:
http://www.kbtx.com/local/headlines/50898657.html

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 12:33:34 PM »
'Tards.   =D



It's poo.
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 12:41:58 PM »
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 12:43:18 PM »
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 12:55:03 PM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2009, 01:58:22 PM »
Sounds like Humbolt squid. 
People fish for them in their part of the world. It could be a new source of food and fishing revenue for Californians. I don't know why people eat them, though. It's like chewing on tough, tasteless rubber

Manifestation of deities in bird poo is the much awaited third sign:
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Shiny poop? That's just digusting.

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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2009, 02:00:59 PM »
Hedorah possesses many special abilities...

Did Lovecraft write that or did you make it up?

Cthulu poop found off Alaskan coast. Stars must be lining up again.

Probably just some kind of algae.




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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 02:04:55 PM »
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 04:17:44 PM »
Megatron's drip pan cracked when he froze in place, and now that globular warming is freeing him from his ice prison the oily stuff is free to float down to us as a warning.
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 08:31:19 AM »
Algae? 

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The stuff had hairy strands in it and was tangled with jellyfish, said a borough official.

Hairy algae that eats jellyfish?

Hairy black algae that eats jellyfish?

Uh-huh!  Sure!  Ho-Kay!

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2009, 01:41:06 PM »
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The stuff is "gooey" and looks dark against the bright white ice floating in the Arctic Ocean, Brower said.

"It's pitch black when it hits ice and it kind of discolors the ice and hangs off of it," Brower said.

Now I know this is a made up story.  This guy that "lives there" says there's ice in the Arctic in July. HAHAHAHA, how dumb does he think I am ??   I know there ain't no ice, 'cause Al Gore told me the Polar Bears are doing the back-stroke all year long, 'cause globular woerming has melted all the ice, and Eskimos can't even get so much as a sno-cone anymore.
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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2009, 01:55:50 PM »
How the hell do you pronounce Cthulu?

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2009, 01:56:14 PM »
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Hairy black algae that eats jellyfish?

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Re: Cthulu spotted off California coast
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2009, 02:09:20 PM »
I have to agree with vas here: something doesn't sound right...

>How the hell do you pronounce Cthulu?<

"Cthulu"... :P

Actually.. "ku-thoo-loo"
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