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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2009, 12:45:59 PM »
Armageddon!! Armageddon!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLnfFvKNU_Y   =D :O =D
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2009, 12:59:18 PM »
My sister was an ER nurse for several years. My favorite story was about a guy who they saw occasionally who woul dhave various sundry objects stuck in his rectum. The last time he visited her ER, he had a 2" wide treble hook stuck in there that required surgery :O
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2009, 01:01:11 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on July 28, 2009, 09:46:31 AM
Normally,....I don't agree with people who favor forced sterilization. 


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If we would just leave them alone, they would chlorinate them selves out of the gene pool by blood poisoning or septic shock or simply from advanced constipation :laugh:.
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2009, 01:10:57 PM »
Just remembered this thread on another forum. 56 pages, about 2800 posts, many of them stories of things that were inserted where they were never intended to be. Proceed with caution. Not really safe for work, considering that your colleagues will wonder why you're suddenly laughing like a madman. Then they will soon join in, start laughing as well, and no work will be done that day :laugh:.
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2009, 01:35:04 PM »
Hey folks, just a gentle reminder.

This forum is an all-ages forum. 

We have viewers that will probably be asking their parents about some of the terminology used in this particular thread.

I'd be busy editing individual posts, but I'm on my lunch break at work right now.

Hopefully, the authors will figure out what they have to modify, and future posts to this thread will keep the "Think Twice, Post Once" concept in action.

Thank you.


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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2009, 02:01:27 PM »
How does this thread pass Art's Grandmother standards???
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »
Quote from: El Tejon on July 28, 2009, 12:44:10 PM
I meant salad as a substitute for hammers. =D

It is the answer to prevent constipation.

Health Police=> :police:

Maybe....but not in the way these guys would use a salad....  =|

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How does this thread pass Art's Grandmother standards???


I'm still wondering how this site passes Art's Grammaw's standards....  :laugh:
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2009, 02:17:52 PM »
I think Art's Grandmaw left when Art did.
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Re: Do Not Put That In Your Butt
« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2009, 05:01:43 PM »
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How does this thread pass Art's Grandmother standards???

Duly noted.
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