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Now this "healthy" thing has gone entirely too far !!
« on: October 06, 2009, 12:33:16 AM »
My wife found one of my all time favorite treats/snacks. 
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Butterkeks.jpg

Leibniz butterkeks or "Keks" as we called them.  When I was stationed in Germany I used to give my driver a pile of cash before each field exercise with the understanding that he was to keep us in pop, sunflower seeds, keks and cigarettes.

I had only seen them here in Chicago maybe 10 or so times since we left in 91.

So she came home the store the yesterday, and announced that she had a surprise for me. 

She pulls out the familiar yellow and red sleeve of Leibniz Butterkeks !!

Mrs Scout and I are very excited.  The kids are...... "puzzled indifference" would describe it best. 

I greedily pull the tab that unpeels the end, fold down the corrigated white packaging, and pull out the first kek.  The all important one, that frees all the rest from the package.

Hmmmm. I don't remember them being this dark looking.....

Hmmmm, that's not quite the taste I remember....

I look again at the package.

"WHOLE WHEAT, BAKED WITH SUNFLOWER OIL"   


WTF ??  I mean seriously W. T. F. 

Is nothing sacred anymore ??


The kids weren't impressed either.
 
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Re: Now this "healthy" thing has gone entirely too far !!
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 03:48:05 AM »
I didn't know what you were talking about until I saw the picture.  I've had those before.  I recall them being pretty tasty.  So are they all whole wheat, baked with sunflower oil, or is that just some new healthy variety?
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Re: Now this "healthy" thing has gone entirely too far !!
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 06:37:05 AM »
They keep NOTHING the same anymore.  They changed one of my favorite cookies - Lorna Doone's.  They don't taste the same either.   =(

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Re: Now this "healthy" thing has gone entirely too far !!
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 08:59:09 AM »
You should see/taste what they did recently to Cherry 7-Up.   =(
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 09:39:09 AM »
So are they all whole wheat, baked with sunflower oil, or is that just some new healthy variety?

I'm hoping that this is just some horrible new variety that will quickly die and I'll be able to find the original type soon.   (Think New Coke)
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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.