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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2010, 12:26:53 PM »
squirrel

squir·rel  (skwûrl, skwr-)
n.
1. Any of various arboreal rodents of the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel. Also called tree rat.
2. Any of various other rodents of the family Sciuridae, as the ground squirrel or the flying squirrel.

I've hit 7 or 8 deer (with cars and 18 wheelers), lots 'O' rodents, chickens, couple of hawks (one with the front end of a Peterbilt, actually left a small dent, took another in the driver's side windshield of a FreightShaker-caved it in and was picking out tiny shards of glass for days).
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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2010, 12:31:39 PM »
One foggy spring evening about 16 years ago, I was driving home, already feeling dejected, because I had not figured out my Waukesha County speeding ticket traffic court appearance to try and get some points shaved by one of those "pre trial deals" the clerk would yell out to those waiting... was for 8am, not pm...

Driving home in the fog I wiped out a mother duck, and all of her ducklings. BUMP! bump bump bump bump bump bump bump.

I guess I didn't leave any of them orphaned at least.  

  
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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2010, 12:44:01 PM »
I have a lot of then in my yard.  I have one red one, which I'm told is REALLY bad.  I guess they do a lot of damage.

I was watching him move for a bit one day and decided to pop the little bugger...

Loaded the 121 with a CB, tried to get him through the scope and all I could see was tan?

Looked up and a deer was in front of him.

Yeah, not going to take a deer with a .22CB.
Actually, I know of a case where a deer was downed with a .22 Colibri . . .

Back where I grew up (SW side of Chicago) there were both red and gray squirrels; they didn't get along well with each other, but both populations were almost tame; it was a passtime for people to feed them. They'd come right up to you and beg for nuts.

And yes, you'd often find them in the street, where they'd tried to occupy the same space at the same time as a car.

Once a deer hit me; I now live in a suburb of Austin, TX which has a LOT of urban deer, and they're responsible for literally hundreds of auto/deer collisions each year in my town. One time I was just starting off from a stop sign when one of these urban deer ran smack into the side of my SUV. No dent, but there were several parallel scratches about 3" long on my door, just above the rub strip (tooth marks!) and they were wet. Deer slobber!   :mad:

Felt good to know Bambi was going to be eating through a straw for a while.

And then there was the time I was a passenger in a Toyota Land Cruiser pickup driving through Gonarezhou park in Zimbabwe when we had to make a sharp swerve into the lower area alongside the road (didn't qualify as a ditch) in order to avoid hitting an elephant . . .  :O
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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2010, 12:58:39 PM »

Driving home in the fog I wiped out a mother duck, and all of her ducklings. BUMP! bump bump bump bump bump bump bump.

I guess I didn't leave any of them orphaned at least. 
 

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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2010, 01:18:39 PM »
When driving back from eastern Washington, a grouse decided to burst out from the roadside bushes and fly across the road, at the same time I was tootling along at 65 mph in the Escape.  I hit him just at the level of the intersection of the grill and the hood.  An astonishing amount of green guts sprayed right over the windshield and I could see the body land with a thump in the rear view mirror as it was propelled over the car.  I am here to tell you that the wipers and washer fluid do not handle grouse guts well.  I had to stop at a gas station and use the hose to wash grouse remains out of the grill and windshield.   
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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2010, 01:21:06 PM »
AJ's a born killer. ;)

Never had to clean grouse guts. I did have a bird hit me in the head while riding my motorcycle. Only time I've needed a helmet.

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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2010, 01:26:45 PM »
A friend of mine tells a story of doing a ridealong with a Sheriff's deputy when they hit an entire family of raccoons.  It's like 2 in the morning and they pull into the next gas station, front of the deputy car is covered in blood and guts with some hair.

The attendant comes out (this was way back in the day) to help them out, sees all the blood and hair and is just staring at it.  The deputy, seeing this, proclaims loudly: "Damn hitchhikers! They know the law!"
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Re: I was thinking about the time I nailed that squirrel...
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2010, 01:50:41 PM »
Probably doesn't show the membership and staff of APS in the best light...
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