Yesterday I had surgery to replace a b0rk3d tear duct that kept getting messed up during allergy season.
So, apparently they had to give me enough anesthesia to knock out a rhino yesterday, so I was too wacked out to post or get pics or anything right afterward.
So I looked like this before:
Ugly, like David Duchovney's fatter and uglier brother.
Afterwards, here are a few pics.
I think the round scar is where they drilled in through the bone, and the long scar is where they rooted around re-routing things. The scar also goes in closer to the eye, but it's kind of hidden in puss or something in these pics.
There was a TINY bruise yesterday, looked like a small black eye, but nothing like what they were saying. I was expecting (and kind of looking forward to) massive facial carnage.
In other news, a lot of blood comes out my nose from time to time, and get this... I am not allowed to blow my nose FOR A MONTH!!
If I do though, I will be sure to get pix of whatever explodes out.