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Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« on: April 16, 2010, 04:31:17 PM »
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In 1900, the Earth was attacked by ruthless invaders from the planet Mars. The Martian's 80 ft tall, heat-ray spewing, Tripod battle machines laid waste to the planet, but the invaders ultimately fell prey to Earth’s tiny bacteria.

Fourteen years later, Man has rebuilt his shattered world, in large part by utilizing captured Martian technology. Equipped with giant, steam-powered Tripod battle machines, the international rapid reaction force, A.R.E.S., is Mankind’s first line of defense against the return of the rapacious Martian invaders. Based in a massive fortress complex at the south end of Manhattan Island, the young warriors of A.R.E.S. train under the leadership of Secretary of War, Theodore Roosevelt, and the grim General Kushnirov.

And return the Martians do. The rematch finds the multinational squad of the A.R.E.S. battle Tripod "Goliath" on the front-lines of a vicious interplanetary offensive when the Martian invaders launch their second invasion using even more advanced alien technology. In the crucible of combat, this young team helming the mighty Goliath will be tested to the limits of their endurance and courage as they fight for Mankind's very survival under the onslaught of an implacable enemy.

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Goliath Squad's fight will take them from the misty woods of upstate New York and their first encounter with the alien invaders, to the open skies and canyon lands of the New Mexican desert and ultimately, to a battle for Manhattan itself as the enemy attempts to destroy A.R.E.S. at its very heart. Combat will rage on the ground as the steam-powered battle Tripods of A.R.E.S. square off against their lethal Martian counterparts. The skies above the battlefields will be filled with the dying as the advanced fighter planes of A.R.E.S., under the command of Manfred Van Richthofen, battle against the agile Martian Flying Wings. Goliath Squad will even find themselves locked in hand-to-hand with the tentacled aliens as they confront the invaders in the steamy depths of a vast power plant turned Martian Hive.

"War of the Worlds: Goliath" will feature selfless heroism, alien cruelty, base betrayal and passionate lovemaking framed by the life and death paradigm of total interstellar war.

Heat rays, steam-powered battle Tripods, souped up biplane and triplane fighters, a 1,500-foot long, armored battle Zeppelin and a re-imagined steampunk New York City are some of the striking visuals that are being brought to life in this epic production.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 05:16:59 PM »
armored battle zeppelin?   :O

Sweet!

ETA:  Not only is it armored.... it's freakin' top-heavy!  Uber-sweet!
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 06:08:56 PM »
Yeah, but it's a cartoon.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 06:10:48 PM »
Yeah, but it's a cartoon.


This.  It sounded like a really great flick, but I'm afraid the animation is really not gonna do it for me.   =(
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2010, 08:15:54 PM »
Looks awesome
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2010, 08:25:40 PM »

Jayne, err...  Adam Baldwin in a battle mech against aliens in a steampunk alt history?   

Epic win!
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2010, 11:01:49 PM »
dads gonna go bonkers.

and zepplins are always good.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2010, 11:15:26 PM »
Watching those Martian Walkers in the trailer, the only thing I could think was: "Chain-shot!!! Use chain-shot you fools! Go for the legs!"

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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2010, 12:16:00 AM »
Yeah, but it's a cartoon.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2010, 12:19:03 AM »
Watching those Martian Walkers in the trailer, the only thing I could think was: "Chain-shot!!! Use chain-shot you fools! Go for the legs!"

 :lol:

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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2010, 12:58:44 AM »
Yeah, but it's a cartoon.

And this is so terrible because?
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2010, 01:17:32 AM »
It's terrible, because some of us had our hopes up for a real movie.  Or at least it's not a real movie to some of us.  I can't speak for others, but I may have a hard time getting interested in that kind of animated movie.  Just sayin'.   =(
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2010, 02:13:57 AM »
Pretty much what he ^^^ said.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2010, 03:03:18 AM »
Oh gee.
As much as I like animation, I think this is going to be horrible.
The animation is terrible, the acting is awful, the CG is bland and boring, and the art style doesn't know whether it wants to be anime or western.
Pass.   =(
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2010, 10:08:47 AM »
And it's a cartoon. 

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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2010, 10:56:38 AM »
Cartoons.  Not all bad, by my lights, but a letdown.

And stupid effing mechs.  Any author who contemplates their use on anything but a massively technologically inferior enemy needs to be slapped with fishes.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2010, 03:06:47 PM »
I find myself agreeing with Fisty.

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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2010, 03:44:15 PM »
Lie down.  You'll get over it.
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2010, 04:07:17 PM »
Lie down.  You'll get over it.

Meh.  It's not quite as unpleasant as I've been led to expect.

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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2010, 01:28:48 AM »
Meh.  It's not quite as unpleasant as I've been led to expect.

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Perhaps I was hasty...   =|

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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2010, 01:31:59 AM »
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Re: Adam Baldwin's new movie...
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2010, 01:35:02 AM »
Future Ned will not be mocked. 

Most certainly not!

Giggled at behind his back, maybe, but not mocked.   :angel:

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