1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75. Yes.
2. You measure distance in hours. Yes.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. My best friend.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. Yes.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching. I have done this in a Ford Taurus.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
weddings). Yes
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and then
leave them both unlocked. Never! I have the lights, but would never leave the doors unlocked
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them. Yes
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowmobile suit. No kids.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. So true it's not even funny!
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction. Again, so true it's not even funny!
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. Who can't?
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. No deer here, it's a racoon.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. I knew, ok?
15. Down South to you means Ohio. Where esle would down south be?
16. A brat is something you eat. Hate them, but know all about them.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed. I hate to say this, but my neighbor really did this. Only thing was, it's a barn.
18. You go out to a fish fry every Friday. Only sometimes, I likey fish.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost. Done it.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. No, but close/
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly." Again, who doesn't?
22. You drink pop and bake with soda. You really got me on that one.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine. I know what it is, but I hate it.
24. You know what a "yooper" is. Yes
25. You think owning a Honda is Un-American. Buy American ya hippie.
26. You know that UP is a place not a direction Yep
27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb. As long as your name isn't Tom
28. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all
your Michigan friends !! :-) I couldn't, because we have heard them all before.