Corned Beef on Rye, with homemade horseradish, crisp homemade pickles , chips, and tea.
Basically - you blew it.
Azrael256 is correct with the "another" proper way to way to "appreciate" Corned Beef - Cabbage.
Then again you do have deli sliced Corned Beef and MY recipe for Corned Beef and Cabbage ...really good too... I bet you have no cabbage, so if having to go to store anyway - do the proper thing and get the Rye bread.
How are you fixed for doing Corned Beef served with Asparagus?
Artichokes? Broiled Tomatos? ...oh my, that bad huh? I suggest you invite Us all over and we will bring the Rye Bread. No invvite huh? humm...how about:
Corned Beef and Eggs Benedict
Corned Beef and Poached Eggs
Corned Beef and Country Fried 'Taters,
Corned Beef and Hash...
Bisquick and make your own Biscuits...*sigh*
Well hell, there is always : Corned Beef with Saltines found in console of vehicle ...