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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 11:36:34 PM »
When the pilots eject that low, they are seriously betting their lives to ensure their jet does not land on someone's house, or in the crowd at an air show.  =)
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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 11:38:05 PM »
And that they don't land in the burning wreckage.
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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 12:55:32 AM »
Isn't there a chance that he might not get enough altitude before his shoot opens too?  Or did the fix that in newer ejection seats?
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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 01:03:58 AM »
My understanding is that most modern ejection seats are "0/0 rated".  That means that you can safely eject at 0 altitude and 0 velocity.
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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 01:36:37 AM »
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or in the crowd at an air show.  smiley

In the US, airshow performers fly inside a "box" to help ensure that the crowd is not endangered in case of a crash.

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Isn't there a chance that he might not get enough altitude before his shoot opens too?  Or did the fix that in newer ejection seats?

Zero-zero seats have been in service a while now...you can eject at zero altitude and zero velocity...the seats have systems that also upright the seat, boost it to altitude, and fire the parachute. Zero zero systems, however, still won't save the pilot at say, inverted and low altitude or similar situations where the seat won't have a chance to orient the pilot correctly and fire the rocket and then chute. But it's a lot better than what the situation was many years ago where the pilots had minimum altitude and speed restrictions.



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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 09:55:25 AM »
Saw the pic, didn't watch the vid.  Kinda reminds me of that Russki who punched out at Paris some time back.
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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 09:21:06 PM »
Isn't there a chance that he might not get enough altitude before his shoot opens too?  Or did the fix that in newer ejection seats?

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Re: cool footage of fighter jet crash-pilot ejects in the nick of time
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 10:03:19 PM »
Ballistic spreader gun. I'm a bit scared of them, having walked into a paraloft and having them laying around. Said loft had already demonstrated the ability to accidentally make things go boom.

Each shroud line is attached to a hunk of metal. These hunks fit together like an oversize hand grenade and are powered by a big CAD. When fired it shoots the chunks and the shroud lines out radially to rapidly open the chute.





So in effect, you shoot the "shoot" :D
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