You might be way too tactical if...

[Perd Hapley]

If you sort out the peas on your plate, and only eat those larger than .4 inches in diameter.

If you force your family to move through the mall in a bounding overwatch pattern.

If you have tried to have a MIL-STD 1913 rail mounted on your forehead.

If you avoid the fatal funnel when entering an elevator.

If your pocket knife has a laser sight.

If your household flashlight has an ACOG, co-witnessed with a laser sight.

If you take a different route on your way back from the buffet line.

If your pajamas were ordered from Concealed Carry Clothiers.

If you check your load-out before going to the mailbox, on the other side of your postage-stamp lawn.

[Hawkmoon]

You might have too much time on your hands if ^^^

[Battle Monkey of Zardoz]

Or If you have tactical under-oos,  MOLLE capable.

[Nitrogen]

I am in no way too tactical.

[AZRedhawk44]

... if you dream of manage au trois with MOLLE and ALICE.

[PTK]

... if you dream of manage au trois with MOLLE and ALICE.

I've not heard that one before, quite clever! :D

[Tallpine]

Well, I do carry a sidearm to the mailbox, which is almost a quarter mile away 

[Perd Hapley]

Well, I do carry a sidearm to the mailbox, which is almost a quarter mile away 

Thus the bit about the postage stamp lawn.  Made the quip pretty clumsy, but I do strive for accuracy.

[Tallpine]

Thus the bit about the postage stamp lawn.  Made the quip pretty clumsy, but I do strive for accuracy.

The area I keep mowed is only about an acre, so it's like a postage stamp out here 

[Perd Hapley]

Tallpine, you be waaaay tooooooooooo tactical!

[Harold Tuttle]

[MicroBalrog]

You might be too tactical if your safety briefing to employees includes tackling suicide bombers, and your employees are unarmed security guards.

You might be too tactical if your fire safety briefing to employees involves references to throwing frag grenades and taking fortified positions.

[taurusowner]

You might be too tactical if your safety briefing to employees includes tackling suicide bombers, and your employees are unarmed security guards.

You might be too tactical if your fire safety briefing to employees involves references to throwing frag grenades and taking fortified positions.

I may be wrong, but I think if you live in Israel, some of that stuff might be slightly more sensible than if you were doing it in say, Minnesota.

[MicroBalrog]

I may be wrong, but I think if you live in Israel, some of that stuff might be slightly more sensible than if you were doing it in say, Minnesota.

How much bearing do hand-grenades have on fire safety?

Also, we're unarmed security guards. Were this a location considered a high risk for such events, the insurance company and the state would require armed guards. Incidentally, being unarmed, the thing we're most likely to do if a person decides tht he's willing to blow us up is 'get blown up'.

[taurusowner]

I did say slightly 

[AJ Dual]

... You only put Thunder Ranch on your salad.

[roo_ster]

... You only put Thunder Ranch on your salad.

 

[never_retreat]

... You only put Thunder Ranch on your salad.

You only put Thunder Ranch on your "tater" salad.

[KD5NRH]

You might be too tactical if your safety briefing to employees includes tackling suicide bombers, and your employees are unarmed security guards.

Is it bad that I have a map predrawn in case of suicide bombers and/or mass shooters?

It's so I don't have to stick around to direct them to the areas of the client's employees I like least.

[vaskidmark]

Is it bad that I have a map predrawn in case of suicide bombers and/or mass shooters?

It's so I don't have to stick around to direct them to the areas of the client's employees I like least.

Isn't that required by the fire code or some other such rule?

"You are here.  The Joos are there.  Follow the green line on the floor."

Also keeps the evacuation routes clear.

stay safe.

[Hawkmoon]

... if you dream of manage au trois with MOLLE and ALICE.

 

Did you mean "ménage"?

[Perd Hapley]

Hey now.  What he does with his mil-surp in the privacy of his own home is his business. 

[Jamisjockey]

....you carry more guns and ammo around your suburban town than a Marine on patrol in Afghanistan!

....you refer to your car as your bugout vehicle.