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A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« on: October 25, 2010, 02:49:01 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/articles/arod-finally-leads-rangers-to-world-series,18320/

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"It was a long time coming, but you have to give the guy credit. He was the Rangers' MVP, no question."
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The study also concluded that 99 percent of women who pick up the phone quickly and enthusiastically do so because they are expecting a call from another man.
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 06:44:11 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on October 25, 2010, 02:49:01 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/arod-finally-leads-rangers-to-world-series,18320/
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Wow....you'd almost think fistful was on the mound....  :laugh:


Quote from: MechAg94 on October 25, 2010, 02:49:01 PM

Other Headlines:
Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-women-always-answer-their-phones-unless-they,18254/

Now that's just hurtful....  :'(
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 07:13:22 PM »
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 09:21:35 PM »
A-Rod played for the Rangers last year. He left to go to the Yankees.
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2010, 11:02:19 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 25, 2010, 09:21:35 PM
A-Rod played for the Rangers last year. He left to go to the Yankees.

Oh, thanks.
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2010, 11:28:02 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 25, 2010, 09:21:35 PM
A-Rod played for the Rangers last year. He left to go to the Yankees.

Umm, he left Texas in 2004.  :facepalm:
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2010, 11:51:26 PM »
What are you talking about?  It's October 16th, 2005...  ???
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Re: A-Rod Finally Leads Rangers To World Series
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2010, 12:14:35 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 25, 2010, 11:28:02 PM
Umm, he left Texas in 2004.  :facepalm:
Close enough for a non-fan?   :angel:
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