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Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« on: November 01, 2010, 09:28:44 PM »
So Randy Quaid and his wife are seeking asylum in Canada, citing fear of "Hollywood star whackers" they believe are behind the deaths of Heath Ledger, David Carradine, and Chris Penn. Also, they are having some legal troubles after allegedly squatting in and vandalizing some property they used to own, etc.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/randy-quaid-wife-evi-hollywood-refugees-exclusive-interview/story?id=12020421

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/randy-evi-quaid-fess-hollywood-star-whackers-court/story?id=11985955

Publicity stunt?


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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 09:31:56 PM »
Don't think so. Heard some of it earlier, and sounded like full on bat**** crazy talk.
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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 10:15:55 PM »
Most all their legal troubles are local. We all think they're just plain crazy and also trying to extricate themselves from the legal stuff. Besides the squatting, they also stayed at the ritziest hotel in town, rang up a $10K tab, then skipped out on it.
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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 10:34:38 PM »
If there are "Star Whackers" then they must be run by Fistful.  He must use the Hollyweird phonebook to pick his victims at random.... ;/ ;/ ;/
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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 10:35:36 PM »
I think the men with the self hugging coats need to come visit the Quaids as soon as possible.  I think they have lost it. 
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The Quaids' first order of business upon their release Wednesday was picking up their dog, Doji. The two-year-old blue heeler has been held at a Vancouver shelter since the couple's arrest on Oct. 21.

Doji jumped into Evi Quaid's arm and licked her face, said Wendy Stewart, a spokeswoman for the city.

Randy Quaid read a short poem about dogs and puppies.
http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/movie-guide/Actor+Randy+Quaid+wife+released+from+detention/3736712/story.html

http://www.insideedition.com/news/5260/randy-and-evi-quaid-seek-asylum-in-canada.aspx

He read the poem to the dog.  I agree with Ian, bat sh*t crazy.
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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 11:47:57 PM »
"Hollywood star whackers"

One could only hope...

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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 11:55:33 PM »
Do I think they're crazy, yup.
However, I am very suspicious about grasshoppers death.
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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2010, 12:20:36 AM »
they believe are behind the deaths of Heath Ledger, David Carradine, and Chris Penn.

Jack Nicholson killed Heath Ledger for re-doing the Joker while he was still alive.

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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2010, 01:06:20 AM »
LOL!!!
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
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Re: Randy Quaid vs. The Star Whackers
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2010, 06:03:15 AM »
If there are "Star Whackers" then they must be run by Fistful.  He must use the Hollyweird phonebook to pick his victims at random.... ;/ ;/ ;/


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