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Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« on: November 09, 2010, 10:02:00 AM »
and apparently everyone is still waiting for the winner to step forward and be identified.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/08/adult-bookstore-sells-winning-million-lottery-ticket/?test=latestnews
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 10:14:26 AM »
Hell, for $128 million, I'd walk in there wearing Strings' latex underwear. ;)

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Residents in the area say the ticket sale will likely boost sales at the shop.

"Maybe it's a lucky spot," one resident told the station.

Yeah, and all those new people will just be coming there for the lottery tickets, right? :D
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 10:19:36 AM »
I think I deserve $128 million for the pain and suffering of the image of Monkeyleg in Strings's latex underwear. 
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 11:37:53 AM »
I bet that a blind trust will claim that winning, if allowed by law.
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 11:50:23 AM »
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"Maybe it's a lucky spot," one resident told the station.

Gee, never heard it called the "lucky" spot before...  =D

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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 11:54:04 AM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on November 09, 2010, 11:50:23 AM
Gee, never heard it called the "lucky" spot before...  =D

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Oh lucky spot...I thought it said money shot.
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 02:06:53 PM »
Bridgey had to say what I was thinking!  Now I have to wash my eyes and my brain with acid. [barf]
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 07:19:47 PM »
Quote from: grampster on November 09, 2010, 02:06:53 PM
Bridgey had to say what I was thinking!  Now I have to wash my eyes and my brain with acid. [barf]

This calls for a KingSize bottle of BrainBleachâ„¢!!

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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 07:21:57 PM »
Hey, now wait a minute. I don't look anything like that.

Wiseguys. ;)
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 07:53:50 PM »
Maybe he left some DNA behind.
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 11:24:43 PM »
I'd claim that sucker in a heartbeat....
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Re: Adult Bookstore Sells Winning Lottery Ticket
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2010, 12:31:47 AM »
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I'd claim that sucker in a heartbeat....

Interesting choice of words. ;)
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