Well, I remembered that I went to my bank recently because I couldn't access my account.
Apparently it had gone stagnant (hehe) and I had to start all over with a new account number, etc.
So the account that was connected to Paypal was the stagnant one with no monies in it.
So basically, carebus.
My money is safe. Sorry for whoever the dude ripped off though.
Oh, I got an email from paypal.
Apparently that mike dude's money was refunded as well as the companies the haxxor bought stuff from.