hello, 911? well- I just gave this street walker 60 bucks to

[gunsmith]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/prostitution/never-call-cops-consumer-complaint-about-your-hooker

 Wheres the better bidness bureau when you need them?

[Monkeyleg]

I remember a somewhat similar case in Milwaukee a few years back where a woman called police to report that a drug dealer had ripped her off in a buy. 

[grampster]

We've had some cases around here in W. Michigan where pot heads have called and complained about a B & E where someone had stolen their pot.  duhhhh