I'm still just somewhat amazed by the fact that the
World's Most Evil Mastermind did not have more defenses built into his fortress...
Like for instance, a few steel cables running between the walls and/or the house, to mess up helicopters trying to land in the yard (I've seen people do this with string or clothesline to keep hawks out of a chicken yard).
And RPGS - where were the RPGS
I can't hardly believe that the
Villain of the Millennum didn't have a single awake guard with an RPG, especially after a helicopter crashes in the front yard
Instead, he has chickens and goats and three wives and porn