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Anyone want to buy a house?
« on: June 02, 2011, 08:08:36 PM »
http://finance.yahoo.com/loans/article/112850/idaho-foreclosure-snake-home

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Last year, the J.P. Morgan Chase banking unit foreclosed on a home near Rexburg, Idaho, that is infested with garter snakes.

They slide through the yard, the crawl space, the walls, the ceilings, even across the floors. Sure, they're harmless, but there are perhaps thousands of them. They give off malodorous secretions when alarmed, and can even leave the well water tasting a bit like the way they smell.

More at the link.

Some call it an infestation; I call it a built-in protein supply.

Who's the listing agent?  Samuel L. Jackson?
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Re: Anyone want to buy a house?
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 10:08:22 PM »
I have had it with these motherf^&*ing snakes in this motherf^&*ing house!  Everybody strap in! We're about to open some f^&*ing windows.

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Re: Anyone want to buy a house?
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 11:16:58 PM »
I wonder if Chase would take $20 for it?
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Re: Anyone want to buy a house?
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2011, 11:22:53 PM »
Well, you can guarantee there ain't a single rat, mouse, or similar creature in that house...

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