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Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« on: July 18, 2011, 03:52:51 PM »
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-jesus-walmart-receipt,0,3388483.story




Walmart thermal receipt stays in car or somewhere else warm and gets selectively stained black to look like a bearded face of some sort.  Definitely not Jesus from my perspective.  Some germanic/anglo monk, maybe.  Possibly Gimli, son of Gloin. ;)
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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 04:08:18 PM »
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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 04:39:08 PM »
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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 04:44:51 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on July 18, 2011, 04:39:08 PM
My first thought too.
Same here. Ogdru Jahad can't be far off then [tinfoil].
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 05:14:24 PM »
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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 06:36:15 PM »
(1)  Those things decay with time.  If you've got one for something valuable, scan or copy it for your records.

(2)  I suspect if  you took a black and white printout of a picture (maybe in reversed colors) and laid it on some of that paper and exposed it to the sun, you'd get a print of the picture on the receipt paper.

Along about 1946 my Pop showed me how to do "thermography" by laying a negative on some regular photgraphic printout paper and exposing it to the sun for X minutes, and a brownish image would appear.  It didn't last long (days), but some brownish silver complex formed where the light went through, yielding a positive image.

You might try it with this on some receipt paper or even old-fashioned photo paper if you can find any:



(Hope that's OK with you, KD5NRH.  If not, I'll change it.)

I've got some more oldey-timey oldey-pharty photo tricks I'll 'splain later.

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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 07:51:48 PM »
Glad i'm not the only one that thought it looked like rasputin....

And now I will have nightmares tonight. That guy gives me the heebiejeebies.
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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 08:05:58 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on July 18, 2011, 07:51:48 PM
Glad i'm not the only one that thought it looked like rasputin....

And now I will have nightmares tonight. That guy gives me the heebiejeebies.
Rasputin was the first zombie.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 08:16:53 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 08:26:06 PM »
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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 08:42:41 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on July 18, 2011, 04:08:18 PM
Rasputin....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin



I was thinking, "Late 19th or early 20th century someone."
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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 08:47:33 PM »
Looks more like Oba....errr...Osama Bin Laden.  His spirit is locked up inside a Walmart receipt.  Looks like the perfect irony, eh? :laugh:
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Re: Jesus? Looks more like Friar Tuck to me.
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 10:15:51 PM »
This is why you should take the receipt out of that little pocket thingy on the car battery.  Six months and a snowstorm later, you've got a dead NeverStart(tm), no readable receipt for it, and Jesus reminding you that you never go to church.
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2011, 12:02:54 AM »
Quote from: grampster on July 18, 2011, 08:47:33 PM
Looks more like Oba....errr...Osama Bin Laden.  His spirit is locked up inside a Walmart receipt.  Looks like the perfect irony, eh? :laugh:

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