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gunsmith

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press button, recieve bacon
« on: August 18, 2011, 11:30:41 PM »
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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
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Re: press button, recieve bacon
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 12:02:14 AM »
I have drit.
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"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist."
--Lysander Spooner

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Re: press button, recieve bacon
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 03:22:00 AM »
I liked the "Speeding" one, myself...
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Re: press button, recieve bacon
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 11:13:10 PM »


this one is in a local office building
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He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: press button, recieve bacon
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 05:42:26 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on August 19, 2011, 11:13:10 PM


this one is in a local office building

What's wrong?

ref·uge   /ˈrɛfyudʒ/  Show Spelled [ref-yooj]  Show IPA noun, verb, -uged, -ug·ing. 
noun
1. shelter or protection from danger, trouble, etc.: to take refuge from a storm.
2. a place of shelter, protection, or safety.
3. anything to which one has recourse for aid, relief, or escape

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 09:22:19 AM »
I'm with vaskid on this one...what's wrong with that?
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 02:22:47 PM »
I get it but am to polite to spell it out.
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Quote from: RevDisk on April 06, 2012, 10:15:08 AM
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
Rocket Man: "The need for booster shots for the immunized has always been based on the science.  Political science, not medical science."

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2011, 04:23:09 PM »
When I get home from work and the wife wants me to clean and the child is cranky, I may take refuge in the bathroom.

Coincidentally, the sign *almost* appears to depict a figure sitting upon a simplistic rendering of a toilet.
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2011, 05:24:56 PM »
Quote from: BReilley on August 20, 2011, 04:23:09 PM
When I get home from work and the wife wants me to clean and the child is cranky, I may take refuge in the bathroom.

Coincidentally, the sign *almost* appears to depict a figure sitting upon a simplistic rendering of a toilet.

Sorry, dude, but the international sinage symbol (or whatever the UN calls it) for a wheelchair - to denote handicap of any kind - is just too ubiquitous to get away with that.

You have a filthy mind!

In other words, you fit right in.

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.
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