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Angel Eyes

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Would you be buried in this?
« on: April 01, 2012, 01:17:10 PM »
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Re: Would you be buried in this?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 01:21:21 PM »
No.  If I were to be inadvertantely buried alive in it, the fake bacon would just be one additional level of torment.
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Re: Would you be buried in this?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 03:20:40 PM »
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Would you be buried in this?

Would I really have a choice?
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Re: Would you be buried in this?
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 03:40:19 PM »
Dying of bacon sounds pretty cool.  Being dead in bacon does not. 
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Re: Would you be buried in this?
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 08:54:47 PM »
Instead of burial how about cremation and in place of the urn a giant Bac-o-Bits jar?
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Re: Would you be buried in this?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 09:41:43 PM »
As long as they do me extra - crispy.
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Re: Would you be buried in this?
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2012, 08:18:56 AM »
Just fill your coffin with unfiltered bacon grease to preserve your body.  Think of the bacon and beer party for the funeral attendees while they work to generate enough bacon grease. 
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