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Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« on: December 28, 2011, 02:47:31 PM »
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2011, 02:54:36 PM »
Totally shopped, dude.
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2011, 03:07:28 PM »
Can you tell from the pixels?
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2011, 03:12:58 PM »
I'm saying shopped...look at the water/dirt line on the side.  There is no water line on the body of the mower but there is on the front wheel.
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2011, 03:21:37 PM »
What do you guys think of the rest of the images on the site?

Quote from: adively on December 28, 2011, 03:12:58 PM
I'm saying shopped...look at the water/dirt line on the side.  There is no water line on the body of the mower but there is on the front wheel.

And so your hypothesis is that someone constructed the lawnmower from parts inside photoshop, and unfortunately couldn't find an image of a dry wheel?

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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2011, 04:55:02 PM »
Quote from: CNYCacher on December 28, 2011, 03:21:37 PM
What do you guys think of the rest of the images on the site?

And so your hypothesis is that someone constructed the lawnmower from parts inside photoshop, and unfortunately couldn't find an image of a dry wheel?



Honestly, just based my opinion on the OP's picture.  I didn't mash the link, my bad.
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2011, 05:02:07 PM »
The "wet" parts on the wheels look like someone just darkened the wheels or painted them. The water splashes look like they were added. Water splashes are really difficult to make look real in Photoshop, even if you're starting with an existing image. The mower also seems to be a bit more out of focus than the alligator and other parts of the photo in the same focal point.
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2011, 06:46:10 PM »
How come you don't see any dirt or oil around the mower in the water? Not buying the photos. That it could have happened? THAT I have no problems with.
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2011, 08:14:32 PM »
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2011, 08:42:12 PM »
Reading comprehension fail.  ;/

Read the caption again.  Then punch "crocodile lawn mower" into the search engine of your choice and look for a video.
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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2011, 09:02:39 PM »
Not 'shopped.  It's a frame grab from the vid.

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Re: Crocodile steals zoo worker's lawn mower
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2011, 11:02:03 PM »
Well, I'll be damned. That did not look real to me.
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