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I love Dolly Parton
« on: January 10, 2012, 07:55:46 PM »
I've always enjoyed Dolly Parton's self-deprecating wit. There's a story on Yahoo about her "provocative" dress at some shindig, and how good she looks. The story is [URLhttp://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/dolly-parton-stuns-joyful-noise-premiere-223007524.html]here[/URL]

The story is boring, but her comments about herself are funny.

I remember one of her appearances on Jay Leno years back. When he asked about plastic surgery, etc, she said "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap".  Now that's funny.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2012, 08:24:05 PM »
Right show, wrong host. That was Johhny Carson, I believe.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2012, 10:42:03 PM »
Well, then, she's even older.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2012, 11:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 10, 2012, 10:42:03 PM
Well, then, she's even older.

She'll be 66 on the 19th.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2012, 11:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 10, 2012, 10:42:03 PM
Well, then, she's even older.

Just some parts of her are.....she reminds me of that old Johnny Cash song "One Piece At A Time"......
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2012, 11:27:06 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 10, 2012, 07:55:46 PM
I've always enjoyed Dolly Parton's self-deprecating wit. There's a story on Yahoo about her "provocative" dress at some shindig, and how good she looks. The story is [URLhttp://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/dolly-parton-stuns-joyful-noise-premiere-223007524.html]here[/URL]

The story is boring, but her comments about herself are funny.

I remember one of her appearances on Jay Leno years back. When he asked about plastic surgery, etc, she said "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap".  Now that's funny.

I remember Steven Tyler said something almost exactly like that on some kind of awards show I caught years ago.  Funny to know where he stole it from.  It was slightly different, like "You would be surprised at how much it costs to look this cheap." or something.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2012, 11:32:51 PM »
Have you ever seen Tyler's breasts? ;)
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 05:31:23 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 10, 2012, 11:32:51 PM
Have you ever seen Tyler's breasts? ;)

I have. Not impressed. Small, hairy, kind of boney.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 07:24:27 AM »
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2012, 09:06:41 AM »
Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on January 11, 2012, 07:24:27 AM
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2012, 11:23:21 AM »
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I have. Not impressed. Small, hairy, kind of boney.

Would you care to tell us the context in which you saw Steven Tyler's breasts, or is that private? ;)
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2012, 11:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 11, 2012, 11:23:21 AM
Would you care to tell us the context in which you saw Steven Tyler's breasts, or is that private? ;)

You had to go there didn't you. :facepalm:
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2012, 01:22:14 PM »
Poor woman, going through life without so much as one person knowing what color her eyes are...  =|
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2012, 01:33:17 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on January 11, 2012, 01:22:14 PM
Poor woman, going through life without so much as one person knowing what color her eyes are...  =|

Blue or green.

Hey, it's not like I care. Mine are about as big and natural to boot.

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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2012, 01:41:19 PM »
Uh... SORRY!

You were saying?
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2012, 01:55:26 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on January 11, 2012, 01:41:19 PM
Uh... SORRY!

You were saying?

*grumble grumble grumble*

I knew those pictures where a mistake.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2012, 02:25:48 PM »
Do tell...... =D
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2012, 03:24:40 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on January 11, 2012, 01:22:14 PM
Poor woman, going through life without so much as one person knowing what color her eyes are...  =|
And with such small feet. (ain't nuthin that grows in the shade . . . )
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2012, 03:26:50 PM »
Quote from: HankB on January 11, 2012, 03:24:40 PM
And with such small feet. (ain't nuthin that grows in the shade . . . )

Like she can see them anyway.
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2012, 03:55:06 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 11, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
Like she can see them anyway.

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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2012, 05:39:04 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 11, 2012, 01:33:17 PM

Hey, it's not like I care. Mine are about as big and natural to boot.

Braggart.....pics or it didn't happen.....
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2012, 09:47:48 AM »
didn't dolly have a reduction at one time.........then she got implants the following year?
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Re: I love Dolly Parton
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2012, 03:56:15 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 11, 2012, 01:55:26 PM
*grumble grumble grumble*

I knew those pictures where a mistake.

It's hard to judge if we haven't seen them.
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