Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
My first thought was chihuahua.
![Evil >:D](http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
(Bud of mine was telling me how his sister had to move into an apt. after a post divorce foreclosure, and had to give up 2 of her 4 chihuahuas. Bud wasn't all that sympathetic. My thought was, "Bring them over, we'll grill.")