Author Topic: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...  (Read 2365 times)

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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 07:25:08 PM »
This....

I shall have this.
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 09:01:28 PM »
I don't always have a picnic table, but when I do, I prefer it with a built-in rain gutter beer cooler. :cool:
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 10:29:50 PM »
I can't drink that much at one time......chris3

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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 11:50:09 PM »
I can't drink that much at one time......chris3

That's why you have options:  a) come back and drink some more; b) invite friends, aquaintences and/or random strangers off the street to help you.

When you are always thinking inside the box it makes me think you have something going for Shrodinger's cat.

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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 10:49:59 AM »

Might want to add a stopper or valve in one end for easy draining after the party.
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 11:30:52 AM »
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Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...

My first thought was chihuahua. >:D

(Bud of mine was telling me how his sister had to move into an apt. after a post divorce foreclosure, and had to give up 2 of her 4 chihuahuas.  Bud wasn't all that sympathetic.  My thought was, "Bring them over, we'll grill.")
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 12:54:20 PM »
Cut bigger hole in top of the spool. Fill with ice. The end. Did no one else grow up with the spool as indoor furniture?
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 03:41:40 PM »
Might want to add a stopper or valve in one end for easy draining after the party.
Also make sure it is wide enough that it is easy to clean all the crud out that accumulates between uses.
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 04:51:30 PM »
Cut bigger hole in top of the spool. Fill with ice. The end. Did no one else grow up with the spool as indoor furniture?

Actually, we do. It's only coffee table size though...
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 08:09:17 PM »
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Did no one else grow up with the spool as indoor furniture?

No. Big spool out back for us kids to play on =D
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Re: Good idea for the upcoming barbecue season...
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 11:02:25 PM »
My first thought was chihuahua. >:D

(Bud of mine was telling me how his sister had to move into an apt. after a post divorce foreclosure, and had to give up 2 of her 4 chihuahuas.  Bud wasn't all that sympathetic.  My thought was, "Bring them over, we'll grill.")

Very close to my first thought reading the title.

I guess we are very good sick people.    >:D

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