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BryanP

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Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt
« on: May 05, 2012, 05:44:19 PM »
They have returned. All hail Bob!

http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201205041742/forgotten-gods-seize-egypt/

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Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt

Just as nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, few outside the cast of History Channel’s popular ‘Ancient Aliens’ program foresaw this week’s developments. Much to the surprise of the Muslim brotherhood, it appears Osiris, Isis, Horus, Anubis, and a host of lesser ancient deities are in fact real. It appears that way because they appeared, in Tahrir Square in conjunction with the lunar perigee. Sources close to the story say it came as quite a shock, especially to the Jihad community.

(more at the link)
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Re: Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2012, 06:19:33 PM »
 :laugh:

Bob seems like a cool dude.
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Re: Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 07:50:12 PM »
Oh my Bob!   :O
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Re: Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 08:25:44 PM »
Bob's yer uncle.

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Re: Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 09:19:18 PM »
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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