Author Topic: Freaking degenerates.... (Read 4262 times)

brimic · « **on:** May 15, 2012, 09:30:05 PM »

About 4pm this afternoon, the 2nd shift leadman asked me if I looked outside lately, I said "no, haven't had the chance to look outside all day, storm rolling in?"
He said he stepped outside to get a little fresh air and eat a candy bar when he noticed something peculiar in our property. He told me that in our park next to the 2nd shift parking lot there were two black guys fellating eachother. He told me to take a look.
I told him "no thanks, I got a few things to finish up and I'm going home"
I come back to the office 10 minutes later and the lead told me he called the police.
I left and took at look across the park. Yep, two black guys lying under one of our picnic tables, 20 yards away from a busy intersection and bus stop, having sex.

never_retreat · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:56:34 PM »

Your just pissed it wasn't two chicks.

lee n. field · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:58:20 PM »

Quote from: brimic on May 15, 2012, 09:30:05 PM

I left and took at look across the park. Yep, two black guys lying under one of our picnic tables, 20 yards away from a busy intersection and bus stop, having sex.

Detroit?

AJ Dual · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:09:41 PM »

Milwaukee..

RevDisk · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2012, 11:18:22 PM »

Don't care about the details. Folks need to get a room.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2012, 11:46:04 PM »

Some things can not be unseen.

TommyGunn · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2012, 12:16:42 AM »

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brimic · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2012, 12:38:24 AM »

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Your just pissed it wasn't two chicks.

No. Wouldn't have mattered if it were two chicks, a man and woman, or any combination and a farm animal- was going on about 3' from the sidewalk, and a block away from a grade school.

Northwoods · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2012, 12:41:40 AM »

Clearly they wanted to be caught. Probably part of the "thrill".

seeker_two · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2012, 07:25:10 AM »

Quote from: sumpnz on May 16, 2012, 12:41:40 AM

Clearly they wanted to be caught. Probably part of the "thrill".

....and someone probably took photos/video that will be posted on any of a number of voyeur sites....

....anything to be Internet-famous.....

roo_ster · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2012, 08:06:47 AM »

Too bad you folks are not among the sex-positive cognoscenti and do not understand that these guys were exercising vital & fundamental liberty with the mutual knob-polishing. Too bad it wasn't on the elementary school's steps, so our kids could get a clinical perspective on the issues being chewed over.

Obviously, these guys are patriots. And; if you were to take all the founding fathers, Ghandi, and Lech Walesa, and puree them in an industrial-sized blender; the two knockwurst cowboys would be morally superior to the concoction.

Gawd bless these men, for the future is made of such as these.

(Also, too bad about the correlation between being sex-positive & HIV-positive.)

RevDisk · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2012, 09:51:17 AM »

Quote from: roo_ster on May 16, 2012, 08:06:47 AM

Obviously, these guys are patriots. And; if you were to take all the founding fathers, Ghandi, and Lech Walesa, and puree them in an industrial-sized blender; the two knockwurst cowboys would be morally superior to the concoction.

The internet is full of every variation you can imagine, and quite a few you don't, of voyeur porn.

I'm in IT. I've seen things users couldn't imagine. I've seen things that defy human understanding. Hell, I've seen furniture porn.

brimic · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2012, 09:56:34 AM »

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Hell, I've seen furniture porn.

That right there made me laugh.

Edit: I tried googling 'dumpster sex' in order to find the clip from 'Always Sunny' and found out that dumpste sex was a lot more common than I would have ever imagined.

roo_ster · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2012, 10:22:22 AM »

Quote from: RevDisk on May 16, 2012, 09:51:17 AM

The internet is full of every variation you can imagine, and quite a few you don't, of voyeur porn.

I'm in IT. I've seen things users couldn't imagine. I've seen things that defy human understanding. Hell, I've seen furniture porn.

Ethan Allen always was a rude dog.

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2012, 10:43:53 AM »

Quote from: RevDisk on May 16, 2012, 09:51:17 AM

The internet is full of every variation you can imagine, and quite a few you don't, of voyeur porn.

I'm in IT. I've seen things users couldn't imagine. I've seen things that defy human understanding. Hell, I've seen furniture porn.

An officer in my unit, I am told, kept a full video recording of a sex change operation on his military PC.

I wasn't there when it was discovered.

Fitz · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2012, 02:15:23 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on May 16, 2012, 10:43:53 AM

An officer in my unit, I am told, kept a full video recording of a sex change operation on his military PC.

I wasn't there when it was discovered.

Depending on his purpose for having the video, I don't necessarily see it as a problem.

I'm fascinated by medical procedures. While I don't particularly have the desire to see the particulars of a sex change operation, I did at one time have video of a heart replacement on my computer. I can understand the appeal.

Now, if he had the video on his computer for the purposes of getting his jollies, that may be a problem.

Ah, sorry. Just read that it was a government computer. Yep. Regardless of purpose, it's a no no

230RN · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2012, 03:02:00 PM »

roo_ster opined:

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Too bad it wasn't on the elementary school's steps, so our kids could get a clinical perspective on the issues being chewed over.

Hey! Isn't there a 1000-foot limit on that?

Oh. Wait. That's for guns.

Terry, 230RN

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2012, 03:45:46 PM »

Quote from: Fitz on May 16, 2012, 02:15:23 PM

Ah, sorry. Just read that it was a government computer. Yep. Regardless of purpose, it's a no no

Under IDF regulations you are not supposed to have any material on a military computer that originates from a civilian system, ever.

Trust me, it is a good idea to follow those rules.

And I don't mean "it's a good idea because we'll punish you" .

Fitz · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2012, 04:58:21 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on May 16, 2012, 03:45:46 PM

Under IDF regulations you are not supposed to have any material on a military computer that originates from a civilian system, ever.

Trust me, it is a good idea to follow those rules.

And I don't mean "it's a good idea because we'll punish you" .

Yes, i understand. Like i said, i initially missed that it was a government computer.

Azrael256 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2012, 12:40:12 AM »

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the two knockwurst cowboys

I had to explain to my wife why I suddenly burst into laughter just now. That was fun.

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