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Faux Cannibal Imitator
« on: June 04, 2012, 01:02:51 PM »
In the wake of the cannibal stories we've seen recently, a guy decides to make a video with himself acting as if he was a crazed cannibal, chasing random people.

http://www.540wfla.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=425022&article=10172822

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?   :facepalm:

(I'd like to see about another 2 minutes of video after the filming stopped - the last dudes he met didn't seem very impressed with his act.)
« Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 01:06:11 PM by HankB »
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 01:07:52 PM »
Somebody has been watching too much Steve-O on MTV.
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 01:15:50 PM »
Quote from: HankB on June 04, 2012, 01:02:51 PM
In the wake of the cannibal stories we've seen recently, a guy decides to make a video with himself acting as if he was a crazed cannibal, chasing random people.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?   :facepalm:

Would ANY jury on the planet convict someone who shot fake cannibal guy?
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 01:16:36 PM »
"Eat this."
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 01:20:36 PM »
The gentleman with the firearm at the 2 minute mark did the smart thing by moving away. I'd be speed dialing the cops as well.
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 01:22:49 PM »
Rev, was thinking the same thing.  Mr. Cannibal was really lucky he didn't get his arse shot off....
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2012, 02:39:36 PM »
....as opposed to a real cannibal imitator?.....
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Re: Faux Cannibal Imitator
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2012, 04:53:27 PM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on June 04, 2012, 01:22:49 PM
Rev, was thinking the same thing.  Mr. Cannibal was really lucky he didn't get his arse shot off....

This.

I'm too crippled to be able to run, let alone run away.  It's not like I would have had a choice about stopping what appeared to be a real threat.

Just glad that so far I'm not required to have a sign saying "Oulde Phart cripple cannot run.  He will shoot you.  And it's legal."

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