Interview with Eric Holder!
me: Nice to meet you sir.
E.Holder: that sounds racist, I'm having you investigated.
me: Sir, it appears as if you and the President are directly responsible for arming Mexican drug cartels that killed both Mexicans and Americans.
E.Holder: Yeah, were like totally guilty of that, why do you ask?
me:I was wondering why.
E.Holder: We wanted to create a "border emergency" so we could register and confiscate guns, we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
me: Why would you want to violate the Constitution and get innocent people killed?
E.Holder: I was angry that I couldn't pass a background check to be a code enforcement officer.
me: OK, what about the latest scandal regarding leaked intelligence reports?
E.Holder: Oh yeah, we did that too.
me: Any good reason why?
E.Holder: Well, it made the President look Presidential, also it got pro American intelligence operatives killed, always a bonus in my book.
me: So do you think you'll get away with it?
E.Holder: Of course! Mitt is so liberal he makes Clinton look like a neo con, we are handing him the White House and he is handing us a pardon, you should see the movie deal we inked with Ollie Stone too.
me: Well thank you for your time sir.
E.Holder: that sounds racist, I'm having you investigated.
