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The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« on: June 18, 2012, 10:28:46 AM »
It's no wonder our government is running a deficit, with the FBI giving away money like this. It's a good deal for me, though, as I only have to send them $320.

It is interesting to note just how poor Director Mueller's grammar is, though. He probably went to public schools.

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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 11:05:42 AM »
I wouldn't trust it unless they are laundering the money through the Bank of Nigeria first.
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 11:52:03 AM »
Can I have some? =D [tinfoil] [tinfoil] [tinfoil] [tinfoil] [popcorn]
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 11:55:24 AM »
Looks totally legit.
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 12:18:38 PM »
Will they throw in some fully semiautomatic firearms with the cash?  And some moccasins?

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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 01:29:17 PM »
Huh... normal Prince of Nigeria scams are one thing, but pretending to be a federal cop? I bet the fo' realz FBI takes a mighty dim view of that (I'm assuming you forwarded it on to them).
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 01:35:18 PM »
Given some of the dumb crap this administration has pulled, it wouldn't surprise me if it was real.
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 01:37:27 PM »
What a bunch on mean people you all are.

It is obvious that AIC Daniel Palmer is working deep, deep undercover, as he is not using his official email address!
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 02:31:22 PM »
You better leave some money. I was notified by then a week ago that they were sending me 3 Mil, no check yet in mail box.
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 03:13:04 PM »
Look how fiscally responsible they're being, using a free email provider instead of a proper .gov address.
Clearly, it's legit!
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Re: The FBI is sending me $1.5 million
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2012, 09:45:01 PM »
I never get lucky like that. <whiney voice OFF>
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